A tune up? what tune do you wnat it to play? Oh i got it . I think I can I think I can start< lalalalal looo grrrrrrrr

I am not much of a cartoon person . It is sohard to gethen to High C.


I need to be made beautiful I meant transforned in to beautiful woman.

Can't do that. You are already beautiful :)

I need someone to plant that money tree in my backyard..so I can invite all my DS friends over for a party!

I will plant the money tree it if you buy it. I heard they are very high priced .They also come in several denominations and in several types of foreign currency and they are very poor producers. I think you have to have two of them a male and female to cross pollinate. The first year they say you only get chump change.


Suev refused to give me a make over so i went to the quack doctor and now I am so ugly Iam going to sue. I need a lawyer

CANT HELP YOU I`M NOT TALKING TO ANY LAWYER THEY SUCK

I NEED A LIFE

Can't help you with that...I just can't find one for you.

I need a laptop...can you buy one for me?

I can buy one for you but the cost of shipping to you will cost more than the lap top. because I would never trust the USA mail., I would have to bring it to you and that means I need a plane ticket to your town . So send the traveling $$ babe.


I need help making a home made burgular alarm

i am all out of bells and string to hang them from your doorway, sorry!

could someone transplant my mind into an new body that works and oh yeah it would be great if it looked great too âº

HERE S YOUR NE BODY WOW YOU LOOK GREAT AS A MUSEL BUILDER GUY AND WITH THAT BODY LIKE THAT YOU WILLBE THINKING YOU ARE GODS GIFT TO WOMEN



i WANT TO DONATE MY ORGANS TO SOME ONE. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GO ABOUT THAT

WELL FIRST YOU GOTTA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COULD SOMEONE GIVE ME A MAKE OVER

I WOULD LOVE TO MAKE YOU OVER BUT WE ARE SHORT ON SPARE PARTS RIGHT NOW . ALL WE HAVE IS DOGGIE PARTS. I HAVE ONE WAGGY TAIL AND THREE HIND FEET AND BARK BOX. CALL FOR AN APPOINTMENT SOON .

SOME ONE KEEP SPICKING MY POCKETS . I NEED A PRETTY POCKET PICKING ALARM INSTALED

I COULD GET YOU A USED ONE BUT I WILL SHOCK YOU EVERY TIME YOU PUT YOUR OWN HAND IN YOUR POCKET


I NEED SOMEONE TO CUT MY DOGGIES NAILS

Ok...I painted your doggie's nails...that is what you asked me to do isn't it?

I need someone to tell the mean people not to yell at me on the phone (at work).

WAHT IN THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT : NO ONE IS YELLING AT YOU . YOU JUST HEAR TOO WELL. . TURN OFF YOUR DANG HEARING. DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT AN IGNOR BUTTON IT FOR? WHY IN THE HECK CANT YOU DO IT YOUR SELF? YOU IDOT! DO I LOOK LIKE A REFEREE TO YOU ? YOU BIG SISSY. !! YOU ARE FIRED .!! AND TELL YOUR STUPID BOYFRIEND NOT TO CALL HERE ANY MORE.


SOMETHING NEED TO BE DONE ABOUIT ALL THE DOGS RUNNING LOOSE.

CANT HELP RIGHT NOW MY PANTIES ARE ON FIRE.

I NEED WATER

Well, just pee sweet heart PEE PEE PEE and PEE some more. I am all peed out right now .I am had a five of my own .they don't call me HOT MAMA for nothing ya know.. How did you get your panties on fire in the first place Angel ? Did you get kicked out of heaven???? LOL

I need my style redefined can you help me?