You can fly; you just can't land so must keep circling around like the moon.

I wish I could have more help making a decision I need to make.

CANT DO THAT. YOU HAVE NOT TOLD ME WHAT DECISION YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE. JUST GIVE ME A CLUE AND I WILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU SHOULD DO OR NOT DO. I AM VERY GOOD AT THIS. MY SONS TELL ME.

I WISH I COULD GO TO SLEEP AT A NORMAL TIME EACH NIGHTAND STAY A SLEEP UNTIL ABOUT 9:00AM

i can't do anything about your sleep sorry because i am trying to regulate my own.

i want someone to give me a billion dollars, oh ok that's not reasonable i will settle for a million. ;P

I have just started printing the million dollars you ask for on my printer. I am not good at this sort of thing ,I am having a hard time getting both sides to line up right. and i can only print 5.00. dollar bills. and I only had red ink. I hope that will do. Oh darn the ink just ran out will $5.00 do.?


Will you please buy me a printer that works ?

Well buying one would be a problem but I have 4 printers I have extra
and they do all work just not excellently


Make my sore throat go away.!

iF YOU WOULD STOP KISSING ALL THE BOYS YOU WOULD NOT HAVE A SORE THROAT. SO I AM GOING TO SEW YOU LIPS TOGETHER AND YOU WLL NEVER HAVE A ANOTHER SORE THROAT IF YOU LIVE THROUGH THIS ONE. oH AND DRINK RUMM AND COKE THEN YOU WILL NOT CARE IF YOU HAVE A SORE THROAT OR NOT lol


I WISH I HAD NEW KNEES

You have a tube of every watercolor windsor newton makes series aa but someone would have contaminated every one with 3 drops of black and 3 drops of red.

I wish I had a no fail way to problem solve.

You do not want much do you ? lol You do not need a book for that . Now it is hard but maybe you can do it .It takes a good attitude. If you do not have that , I am sorry you will never get those problems solved. So start looking for a good attitude You might find one on sale here and there I cant help you look right now because I am trying to get my attitude adjusted . That is the problem with attitudes, they always need adjusting.

i wish i had a rich boyfriend

i can't have a rich boyfriend because I don't know where to go to meet rich people.

Wash my Jeep

I would like to wash your jeep but the water supply has been contaminated and it is brown and full of dirty leaves.

Cut my hair in a becoming style.

i can't cut you hair because my son used the scissors on his wood working project cutting sandpaper.

Bathe my cat.

My big hungry dog might eat the cat, so sorry can't take the chance,

I want you to make the world into a better place!!!!!!!

That is a tall order. I can't make the world a better place but will try to think of ways to make our corner of the world a better place.

I want you to keep my ten year old car running well.