Oh honey...you have ALREADY redefined style. You are the next trend. Haven't you seen all the pictures of you in People Magazine????

I need someone to find a swimsuit that fits me.

I GOT SOME DUCT TAPE AND SCRAP CLOTHES WILL THAT HELP

I NEED SOME JOKES

I HEARD ONE THE OTHER DAY IT WAS A DIRTY JOKE . A PIG FELL IN THE MUD lol HAHAHAH HEHEHEHEHEHEHE Oh MY i CANT STOP LAUGHING Ohohoh hohohoh hAHA HEEHEHEHEHEHEEEE WWWOOOOOOPEEEEEEE . DID YOU GETIT HAHAH OOOOO HEHEHEHE LOO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
HECK I DON'T KNOW ANY JOKES WELL I DO BUT THEY ARE NOT ALL THAT FUNNY YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN???



I NEED A LOVE POEM WRITTEN TO GIVE TO MY BOY FIREND ANY WRITERS OUT THERE . I CALL HIM PAPA BEAR.

I can't cause Papa Bear is over at my house hhahahhahhahahh

I need someone to go grocery shopping for me

i went but the store was closed so you are out of luck . by the wayi kept the money you gave me . and bought a nice card for papa bear with a sweet poem in it. He loved it becaue it had a nude picture of you on it.

I need help finding a new boyfriend because my papa bear is in love with Suev

MY FATHER IN LAW IS LOOKING FOR A WOMAN ...............PLEASE TAKE HIM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

I NEED A NEW TV

Angels should not watch TV, So, there for I am not going to provide you with a NEW ONE. I cannot do it. I will not do it! Please read the Angle Book of Rules that I am sending you in place of a new TV. Read it from cover to cover and memorize each rule if you want to keep you redneck angel status. . One more flub up and you will be demoted to redneck cherub and will have to take you flight training all over again. And remember NO TV!


Where is the rain? ! need rain!!!

Sorry Mamob, been doing a rain dance all day, i guess i just don't have enough Native American blood in me to get the job done.

I need someone to mow my grass, or should i say 'harvest' (lol) my grass! any takers?!

I CAN'T MOW IT. BUT I WILL SEND A HERD GRASS EATING GOATS THAY EAT ANYTHING . SO DON 'T HANG YOUR UNDIES OUT ON THE LINE. .

I NEED A SHINGLE WITH MY NAME AND A LIST OF ALL THE TYPES OF COUNCELING I DO
ALSO ALL THE TYPES OF SERVICES I DO REMEMBER TO LIST ALL MY TALENTS IN THE ENTERTAINMENT FIELD , COOKING FIELD, HAIR STYLING FIELD AND NURSING FIELD . AND LIST MY PDH DEGREES. iF YOU CAN THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE JUST ADD IT , THANK YOU

CANT DO IT I CHEWED MY PENCIAL ALL UP

I NEED SOME ONE TO CLEAN MY ROOM

Can't do that...I tripped on your pile of stuff and can't get up.

I need someone to take me to a warm & sunny beach for a week!

I know the beach just for you with beautiful white sand and clear blue water soft warm sun and gentle breezes
It is a little out of the way and very private. They only allow a small number of people at a time. You will not need any clothing or beachwear. It is a nude beach. I would take you there as my guest but my membership was revoked and now I have no way to take guest.


I need some one to take my place on jury duty

CANT HELP YOU THEY MIGHT PUT ME IN JAIL

I NEED SOMEONE TO WASH MY CAR AND CLEAN THE INSIDE AS WELL

Oops. I tried but now I spilled the bottle of bleach I had in my hand.

I need someone to make me quit eating when I'm not even hungry.

Now how iin the heck do you expect anyone to do that ?? I might try duck tape over your mouth or better yet you can come down here to my house and you will throw up when you eat my cooking I burn everything and use at least a 2 cups of salt in everything pile on the lard and even add 3 cups of sugar and pour vinagar all over it and them add some sour milk and rotten eggs and moldy black cheese and just for fun i put a whole bottle of hotsauce. .. do you feel like eatting now?

I need some one to come and clean up this mess that Suev threw up on my floor YUCK !!!! I may never eat again