I wish you could too... but if you do I will go broke

Give me a kitten

You shall have a kitten along with all its 9 sibbling 52 cusins 300 2nd cusins. Kitten are so much fun. better get a big litter box.


i would like to share with you all the money I made from the sale of the junk I got from suev and april. the junk sale was a big success. I made 200 million You gals had some great junk. what was that stuf in the the white wrapers.

You would be greater than Rimbaud,-e e cummings and William Carlos Williams but you would not gain any recognition until after you were dead.

I would like to be able to speak in perfectly accented French.

I only have a strong Texas accent cant help you to much on that french . But I will give er a try.
Par lee voo frauss say Ma Damb . That is about a good as kin get on that thar French


Can you explain to me , what, "Don't eat the yellow snow" means?

It means a dog has left his mark there. Not a good flavor.

Can you help me learn to be more assertive when dealing with companies and regulations?

I don't know really but I will just make up my own rules for you. You must own the woods you live in unless you are a wood ant. and you must follow all the laws of nature. so when nature calls you answer. you must observe all waring signs and you can not build a shelter that is not up to code. Leave the bears alone and do not encroach on any other animals territory. Do not start forest fires and do not pee in the streams. you can not cut down any tree that is living. and you can not disturb any nest or living quarters of ant animal or eat them .

can you giveme some advice on the pros and cons of owning a boat

well I cant do that bcause I have never owned a boat so I wouldnt know the pros and cons

Tell me the secret to life

I can't tell you that because it is a secret silly. I know the answer I just cant tell you I am sworn to secrecy.


Can you tell me why we park on a drive way and drive on a parkway?

Cause a man invented them both of course (sorry richardmode).

I wish I loved my job. Although I do love having a job.

ATTITUDE IS THE KEY BUT I SEE YOU DO NOT HAVE A THE KEY AND I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU MY KEY BECAUSE IT WILL NOT FIT YOUR SITUATION .YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN TO MAKE YOUR LIVE BETTER AND FILLED WITH LOVE


I WISHFLOOR MOP MACHINE WHAT WOULD MOP MY FLOORS ALL ON IT OWN.

Ok now your life is together, but the strong woman is now weak.

I wish I could wake up chipper...and be a morning person...I am NOT a morning person.

OK YOU ARE NOW A CHIPPER MORNING CREATURE CALLED A CHIP MONK AND YOU ARE CHATTERING WITH NO END IN SIGHT


sOME BODY LIGHT A FIRE AND GET ME GOING ON ALL THIS DANG HOUSE WORK

i HAVE MOVED YOU OFF THE WRITERES BLOCK AND MOVED YOU INTO A HOUSE ON POEM STREET .. POEM STERRT IS MUCH NICER BUT NOW YOU HAVE NO PAPER TO WRITE ON. MAYBE IF YOU START BEING NICE TO THE POEM (YOU KNOW DO NOT CALL IT DAMN POEM _, YOU COULD GET SOME WHERE


I DONOT KNOW WHAT TO WISH FOR ANYMORE PLEASE GIVE ME A FEW WISHES

You can finish this poem but it will not be lovely ,sweet, or adorable; it will be full of the agony and the truth.
And you will send us all a magnum of champagne when it is finished, after saving two magnums for yourself.

I wish I could find two good shows to watch on tv this season every night.

I have it solved . i will record two good shows and you can play them over and over each night you only ask for two you did not say there had to 104 different SHOWS . I am not sure how many weeks are in this season so added 52 + 52 = 104. I am a wizz at math you know. lol

GIVE ME 5 THINGS TO SAY TO COMFORT A BROKEN HEARTED TEENAGE BOY ( HIS GIRL FRIEND CHEATED ON HIM)