WELL SWEETY THAT IS EASY I TURNED ALL MY CLOCKS BACK 24HOURS JUST FOR YOU .NOW I WILL BE A DAY LATE AND DOLLAR SHORT. i AM NOT SURE WHAT GOOD IT DID YOU.


I NEED 3 HOLES PUNCHED IN 8000OO SHEETS OF PAPER.

GIVE ME MY SHOTGUN I WILL PUNCH ALOT OF HOLES IN THE PAPERS


I NEED MY NAILS PAINTED

Funny redneckangel :)

Can't paint your nails for you cause you chewed them all off.

I need someone to make my skin to quit itching

WELL I COULD SEND YOU A CAT YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE ANY SKIN LEFT


I NEED TO WASH MY CAR .....IT IS DIRTY

I am not touching that filthy car of yours. It needs to be dipped in hand sanitizer.What have you been doing in that dang car anyway? Oh my goodness YUCK !!!! A nd I thought you were an Angel. disgrace.


I need some help getting bubble gum out of my arm pit hair

I AINT TELLING WHAT I DO IN MY CAR LOL

HOW IN THE HECK DID YOU GET BUBBLE GUM IN YOUR ARM PIT HAIR DONT YOU SHAVE


NEED SOME ONE TO GET ME SOME HEDGE CLIPPERS SO I CAN GET MAMOB GUM OUT OF HER ARM PIT

lol HAHA HAHAHAH LOFL WELL IT IS A LONG STORY BUT i HAVE LONG HAIR ON MY HEAD AND MY BUBBLE GUM GOT IN MY HAIR AND FELL INTO MY ARM PIT WHEN I WAS A SLEEP . AND NOW I HAVE HAIR And gum in my arm pit.

I will give the hedge clippers but NO WAY ARE YOU GETTING CLOSE TO ME WITH THEM. NO NO NO.. CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN. no no no I HAVE VERY DELICATE ARM PITS . AND I DO NOIT WANT THE CLIPPERS ALL GUMMMMMMED UP

I need someone to potty train my roomates dog....

CANT DO THAT YET YOU NEED TO POTTY TRAIN YOUR NEW ROOMATE FIRST

NEED SOMEONE TO PAY MY BILLS

pay bills???? You pay bills???? well it is plane to see i know nothing about paying bills. Bills are what birds have. Why would you pay a bill. . I just don't get it . PAY BILLS????????? I have heard it all !

i am planing on join a seniors ice hocky club . I need some padding i mean lots of padding I wish i had lots of padding.

CANT HELP THERE EVEN IF I GOT A LOT OF EXTRA PADDING


NEED SOMEONE TO PUT SOME CREAM (FROM THE VET ) ON MY DOGGIE

I never put cream on my dogs I use mustard and Chilli . I don't think the vet haschilli or mustard . I would think angels would need to put angel dust on their dogs,I am sorry I can do it I have no cream the vet told me go fly a kite.

I need a fork lift to get my boyfriend up off the floor when he falls.

CANT DO THAT THEY REPOED MY FORK LIFT


I NEED SOME ONE TO MAIL OFF MY PACKAGES

Well i wquld do it for you but i got fired from the post office last year. for send hevenly packages with out enought postage on them.

i need some advice on how to train a stubbbbbbern bull headed man. the job pays well.

CANT DO THAT .......I DONT THINK ANY ONE CAN DO THAT WITH ANY MAN


I NEED SOME ONE TO GIVE MY CAR A TUNE UP