Have you ever tried to bathe a cat. Hay you are not talking me into that . but I will give you a few things you need if you ever try bathing a cat. . a padded body suit that is claw proof. a helment with a face sheild . steal toed boots. a sheild, a big wire cage and a high pressure fire hose, and some clothesline.tir down straps.

i need some one to take a elephant for a walk.

Yip will take elephant for a walk but it is so exited at getting home once it sees the house the runs right though the house destorying the house and the garden and the family car.

make it warm in scotland in summer with a proper winter in winter ( white christmas)

I can not do that because I already put it on my Christmas list for my self and Santa said that was I was a very good girl and I could have what ever I wanted . So you can't have it. But if you come here i will share it with you.

I wish Buzzsailer can come share a white Christmas with me and a warm summer . BOY will it ever be warm I live in south east Texas very hot in summer.

Buzzsailer will be there to share a white Christmas with you because after your pillow fights there will be white feathers all over. He will love your hot summer because you are so much fun and keep serving him delicious ices and sherbets you made just for him.

I wish my yard could be taught to mow and week itself.

I AM NOT SURE WHAT WEEKING IS OR HOW A LAWN WOULD GO ABOUT WEEKING IT SELF. BUT JUST TO SEE HOW A LAWN WEEKS IT SELF I AM GOING TO GRANT YOUR WISH. i SURE SA HECK HOPE THIS WEEKING IS NOT SOME BAD THING THAT MY LAWN CAN CATCH . OR ALL OF THE OTHER LAWNS I MOW BECAUSE i will loose my job and if that happen i am coming to live with you my dear

i wish i had a self healing checking account

Oh no! I can never pay your bills! I have no money for my Wii games if I pay your bills - lol

Rub my feet.

Oh, I could not do that. I have a very contagious rash on my hands.

I am just learning to be a pilot. Ride along as a passenger.

Ok I will ride along but did i tell you i get very air sick and go crazy wild and panic when in a plane.

I wish you could be my foot doctor

I could be your foot doctor but I would tell you first that you are wearing your shoes too small and forbid high heels if you wanted to continue seeing me. I would be an awful spoil sport.

Organize my files.

I can't do that because I don't have a lifetime supply.

Plant me flowers.

RICHARD WAKE UP DEAR YOU FORGOT SOMETHING YOU DID NOT TELL ME WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO DO.

BUT NO MATER WHAT IS IS YOU WNAT ME TO DO, I CAN NOT DO IT BECAUE MY GRANDSON HAS FOOTBALL PRACTICE AND HE CAN'T GO SO I AM TAKING HIS PLACE AND I HAVE TO GO SUIT UP RIGHT NOW. HUT 1 2 3 LET PLAY BALL

I COULD USE SOME HELP GETTING ALL THIS DANG FOOTBALL EQUIPMENT ON I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ALL THIS STUFF IS FOR OR WHERE IT GOES. . WHAT IS A CUP FOR.???

Well I could help you put them on but they all would go in the wrong place. Your helmet would be on your foot and your jersey would be on your head... I don't know football so I don't know where your helmet should be. LOL

Please cheer me up when I am down

Oh I could never cheer you up when you are down because I am never a happy person and i don't know the first thing of cheering someone up and besides I don't want anyone to be happier than me. lol

De-fur my house!

well I could but do you really want me to shave your cats??? They would look like rats running around!

Give me kitten

well to get kittens you have to have a mam cat and a daddy cat and then the stork will make kittens at least that is what my mama told me and that is all i know about birthing kitten. But I could help you with birthing a baby elephant I saw it on a video today and you do not need a daddy elephant or a storke because the strok will not be able to fly with a baby elephant The mama elephant just has to poop the baby out and drop it on the floor and then she will sort of kicks it around to make it breathe and she makes that baby get up and walk before the baby can have a bottle of milk. Cats are different so i can't help you with kittens.

I need some help building a porch and wheelchair storage so this man can lock his wheel chair up and keep it out of the rain and safe.