CANT DO THAT I WOULD PUT COOKING OIL IN THE CAR

I NEED SOMEONE TO MAIL OFF PACKAGES FOR ME

DO I LOOK LIKE THE DANG POSTMAN TO YOU ??? I CAN'T EVEN WALK MUCH LESS CARRY A BIG BAG LIKE THAT . CALL THE GUY NEXT DOOR MAYBE YOU CAN WORKSOMTING OUT WITH HIM.

I NEED YOU TO HELP ME MAKE SOME ANATOMICALLY CORRECT COOLS. CAN YOU BE MY MODLE?

I am your model but I am a giant.

I need someone to find me a new roommate

I cant be your room mate . Sorry I am already called for BUT I will send over one of my new created ANATOMICALLY CORRET DOLLS CALLED COOLS , FOR SOME STRANGE REASONS I GUESS A SPELLING PROBLEM . He or she will be a good room mate Just choose what you want . size hair color gender. with or with clothing.

I am looking for some one to help clean my septic tank. Can you pleease help me I am so old and lazy.

I can't do that...I'm not smart enough

I need someone to fix my broken car windows that got bashed in, 2 nights in a row at my condos(seriously)

CANT DO THAT I LIVE TO FAR AWAY
I NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE MY DOGS TO THE GROOMERS

No need to do that i will send you some nair hair remover and that will solve the grooming problem forever.


Is there a reason why you are not taking me on your vacation ?

Can't do that...I already took my vacation.

I need someone to make me get off this computer and go to bed

I do not have any glue remover that wlll un glue you butt from the computer chair I am not a supper ungluer..

Will you be my date for the prom I am desperate.

Can't...I have never gone to a prom so I wouldn't know what to do.

I need you to help me get to work on time...I am always so rushed.

I can't do that . because i am too lazy myself and my rooster died last month So get your own lazy butt out of bed earlier

I need you to help me lift the corner of my barn up so I can level it so the door will close.

CANT DO THAT BACK IS OUT

I NEED SOME ONE TO COOK FOR ME

I make a mean pot of hot water. Cooking is not my foete what ever a forte is . I can't spell either and can't read a resipe. I am kitchen disfunctional . in one word I am no COOK.



I need you to take me to church on sunday so i can say a special prayer for you.

CANT DO THAT YOU LIVE TO FAR AWAY

NEED SOME ONE TO GO SHOPPING FOR ME

I will be glad to do your shopping. I am so good at spending other people's money . I will buy every thing in the store . The shipping will cost you a lot because I will have to send it by refridgeated air fraight over night . OH darn I foregot i will be in London . I am the guest of the Queen I won Birtians got talent doing my hit song (I'm Just A Hung Over Red Neck Angel With Fallen Arches) I am so sorry


I need air fair to London. I am going to sing for the Queen.