I CAN DRIVE MY CAR OVER A CAKE AND MAKE IT FLAT LIKE A PANCAKE ..........WILL THAT WORK?????

I NEED MY CAR TUNED UP

IS A TUNE UP LIKE A SONG???? hUM?? I THINK I CAN SING A SONG CRANK UP THE CAR PACK UP THE KID AND GO TO JACK IN THE BOX

I NEED A BRAIN REPLACEMENT

Well I could give you mine but you know I asked you to give me different thoughts and you said you could whack me in the head... so if I gave you mine then you would have the same problem... you sure you want that???

So are you going to make me pancakes or what Mamob???

I made you pancakes but you didn't come to eat them- so my 3 cats, 1 dog, & 2 chinchillas came and were chewing on them. You can have what's left though.

I need someone to make my aches and pains go away...I want to feel like I'm 24 again. LOL.

I can't beause I am not God.

I need a reason to live

1. Life will get better.
2. God loves you.
3. All of us on DS want you to stay alive..seriously we do.

4. Sometimes just hold on to the small positve things in your life...like a sunny day, a good book, a connection with a friend on DS or elsewhere, a lick from a puppy, a good piece of chocolate (one of my faves)

5. There WILL be happier times in your life. Life is about love.

6. Sometimes it feels good to help someone else...I love to volunteer at the humane society in the cattery. It makes me feel really good to know that I have made the poor homeless animals feel loved while I am there. I even forget about my own problems for a while, when I am there.

Please hang on...we want you here. You can talk with any of us...I have 2 daughters and am a really good listener. In case you want to email me, I will send it to you in a message.


I need someone to pick me some nice flowers to make me feel happy.

I can't pick you any flowers because they all died of the dryness.

I need to get a vacation.

OK OFF YOU GO TO AFGANISTAN . I HOPE YOU HAVE HAD ENOXULATIONS


I NEED A DANCE TEACHER I WANT TO LEARN THE BOOG A LOO.

I can't BOOG A LOO.

I need get someone to tell me to get my house straigtened up.

I can't , I might have to eat my own words:)

I need a personal chef

I forget how to do it.


Take me on a wonderful vacation.

IT`S THAT WAY

NEED SOMEONE TO PLANT A MONEY TREE IN MY BACK YARD

I DID THAT ALREADY BUT YOU CANT TKE THE MONEY TO HEAVEN REDNECKANGEL, THAT IS WHY IT NEVER BLOOMED.

I HAVE TEEN AGE BOY IN MY KITCHEN COOKING BREAKFAST COME HELP GET THEM OUT BEFORE THE BURN THE PLACE DOWN..

sorry too broken to run strong teenage boys from a kitchen.

seriously, it has been a while since i posted anything here cause i have been facing too many medical illness and injury giants and need to find my funny bone again. Can anyone help me find it?

I do not know where you funny bone is . But i found your giggle box hidden way down deep in side of you that is where it can be found but you got to turn it up side down for it to work

I wrote a giggle box song and i can't stop giggling help he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he