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Excuses

Dixe4me
Dixe4me
I will tell someone to do something. The next person gives an excuse why he CAN NOT do it.

After you give your excuse, tell the next person what you want them to do.

Ready? Go!:


Wash my dog.
deleted_user
deleted_user
I have the answer to you problem . You see you are thinking about the wrong snacks. Change you thinking to worms bugs snakes road kill and rotting flesh. spoiled milk and gross mold covered food . you snacking will end very fast if you do this. it is all in your mind .

I wish I had a beautiful collection of dolls
deleted_user
deleted_user
Your wish is granted...but now they have all come alive and need to be fed, bathed, diapered, burped, rocked, and you have so many of them!!!!

I wish I had more days off
deleted_user
deleted_user
You can have more days off if you want, only your pay will be cut in half

I wish I could be happy
April3third
April3third
You will be happy but only for this week.


I wish I could go somewhere for the holidays.
deleted_user
deleted_user
You can go somewhere for the Holidays...to your next door neighbors.

I wish I would win the lottery.
deleted_user
deleted_user
WELL YOU ARE OUT OF LUCK because i am too busy playing games on Daily Sterngth to go and buy you a lottery ticket and i spent all my $$ on beer and snaks.
deleted_user
deleted_user
What is your wish? More beer and snacks maybe? Well I can't do that because you drank so much now you can't drink anymore because you are passed out under your computer.

I wish to feel content every day.
April3third
April3third
I can make you feel content every day by waving my magic wand and keeping all bad things away. The only thing is my wand permit expires tonight at midnight.

I wish I had perfect understanding of those I care about.
deleted_user
deleted_user
SINCE I AM PERFECT I CAN GRANT YOU PERFECT UNDERSTANDING OF MOST ANYTHING EXCEPT THE PERFECT UNDERSTANDING OF PEOPLE. SORRY I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THEM EITHER. I ONLY KNOW THAT THEY ARE ALL DIFFERENT AS CAN BE. I GUESS THEY ARE ALL SCREWED UP LIKE ME> lol
deleted_user
deleted_user
Oh Dear I wish I did not forget to put my post so many times when i play all these games. I need help.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Ok your wish has come true. Now you won't forget to put up your post, but you will do it over & over & over & over & over....

I wish I had more time at home.
deleted_user
deleted_user
I an in good conscious can not make you wish come true because I do not have a good conscious . But I have turned you case or wish over to the police. You have now been confined to you house for you are now under house arrest. do not leav your house or you will be arrested and sent to the jail house.
deleted_user
deleted_user
What is your wish my dear Mamob?
deleted_user
deleted_user
Ya right! with what my good looks. you are in a dream world if you think I can pay your bills . I can't pay my own bills . I am not good at math and can't read how much I owe. and i misspell the name of the company and the street and town . Are you sure you want me to pay your bills. dream on sister.

Come ock me to sleep. I can't sleep again!
deleted_user
deleted_user
If you knew what ocking to sleep was maybe you could . Let me explain it to the next person and that should help.
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hint: ock is the same as rock lol just a short spelling of the word rock
So. to ock someone to sleep is the same as rocking some one to sleep
now do you understand? and will you come rock me to sleep.