CANT DO THAT I LOST MY PIGGY BANK

I NEED SOME ONE TO WASH MY CAR

Do you have a car? I thought you flew every where.
The car washes down here in Yexas are out of water no rain and it is hoter that hell. if i washed your car it would get water spots all over it . We are under a car wash ban here lady . sorry I can't do it .You may be an angel but I aint going to jail not even for an angel witha red neck.

IT IS HOT HERE IN TEXAS

I NEED SOMEONE TO WATER MY LAWN

i can't do it but go to the high school and get the foot ball team They do a fine job of watereing . you know thay all have that hand little gadget. . Have e you ever thought of why the foot ball field is so green . It is a boy thing .


I want to shoot the weather man he keeps messing up my day . I don;t know why he can't fix the weather. I will pay a $1.00 toget the job done. can you do it

I SURE CAN IT IS HOT AND IT WILL STAY HOT

I NEED SOMEONE TO FIND ME A JOB

H EY YOU COULD TEACH FLYING LESSONS TELL YOUR STUDENTS TO BRING A BROOM.

i AM GOING TO JOIN A NUDIST CAMP BUT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO WEAR. COULD YOU LOAN ME SOMETHING

I would except my birthday suit would not come off.

I need someone to find my daughter a job.

Ok but she aint gona like the job i give her dose she empty bed pans ? if she don't like that on i go one more pig pen poop scooper.

I fell in a big cactus . Yep you guest it right on my butt I need some help getting all those 3 million stickers out of my cute little fanny.

Oh if only you knew what that word meant here.........
no way will I go near another woman's one of them...
Besides I can't see properly and my magnifying tweezers have gone missing.

I have a friend who is ready to smash someone's head in would you stand in my place?

CANT DO THAT I DONT LIKE VIOLANCE

I NEED SOME ONE TO CLEAN MY HOUSE

I will just buy you a clean one I cant stand house work .I found one on a rock island. very beautiful but the sea gulls make a mess on the windows ans make way too much noise.


I have been hired to make a family of anatomically correct dolls. They have to be perfect. Can I barrow you men for a model and pattern?

CANT DO THAT I DONT THINK YOU HAVE ENOUGH MATTERAL TO USE DENNIS AS A MODEL.

NEED SOMONE TO WAKE ME UP IN THE MORNING

Oh I can do that for you - as long as you don't want to get up until after 8 or 9am.

Please come and cook for me for the a week.

COOK! did you say COOK ? for a week ? Ok . let me see I can cook water but most of the time I burn it as a mater of fact i burn everything I cook.


I need a Ghost Buster . I think i have a few ghost in my house. It is very spooky arond here.

Can't do that cause I don't know where your house is.

I need someone to slow down time for me.