Why do I have to clean it up?? Make Suev cleam up her own mess!!

Give me your car. I just sold mine to pay off some stupid traffic fines.

I DO NOT THINK YOU WILL WANT MY CAR IT COST TOO MUCH. IT IS A BIG AND EATS GAS I GOT A TICKET FOR NOT HAVING A FRONT PLATE ON IT .

I HAVE A MENS CLUB AND I AM LOOKING FOR TOPLESS DANCES AND I THOUGHT OF YOU FIRST
THE PAY IS GOOD . YOU HAVE HE JOB IF YOU WANT IT,

CANT DO THAT OR I WILL THROW UP TO

I NEED SOMEONE TO DRIVE ME AROUND

Well if you cant dance topless at my mensclub what make you think iIwould drive you any where? I do not have time I have got to go find a topless dance soon I am loosing money. The men do not seem to like my dance style I tried to do a table dance and broke the table laned in the mans lap . broke both of his legs.


looking for a wormans comp lawyer fast and cheap

CANT HELP ALL THE CHEAP WOMEN I KNOW WORK ON STREET CORNERS

I NEED A MASSAGE

Ok i cant do it i have a lot of pain in my hands . but i could walk on your back i guess. I am pretty heavy and have very big feet but I could stomp around . I just hope i don't fall on top of you . Talk about a crushing experience . WOW.


I need a reading teacherwho can also help me learn how to spell and type.

CANT HELP YOU NOT MUCH OF A TEACHER

I NEED A NEW CAR

I THINK SUEV HAS AN OLD CLUNKER FOR SALE CHEAP . MY CAR IS A LEASE CAR SO I CANT SELL IT.


I NEED A FEW PEOPLE TO HELP ME ROUND UP A BUNCH OF TEENAGERS THAT KEEP BREAKING IN TO CARS AND SETTING FIRES IN ABANDON HOUSES IN MY NEIGHBOR HOOD.

I can't because i am one of those teenagers! HAHA!!!

I need someone to make me some choclate chip cookies

i have a great recipe for chocolates chip cookies but you will have to sit on the pot all day if you eat them. they are loaded with xlax. I better not get you started .

help me change my tire. on my monster truck

I'm so sorry, my hands were born with nails at the end of my fingers

It's my birthday coming up... I expect a VERY expensive gift!!

HUMM?? WHAT DO YOU CALL EXPENCIVE? THERE ARE SOME REAL NICE THINGS AT THE $ STORE I SAW A DIAMOND RING DOWN THERE JUST THE OTHER DAY. i THINK I CAN SWING IT BUT YOU MAY HAVE TO WATE A WHILE FOR IT. BECUASE I AM BROKE.

I BOUGHT A TAZER GUN AND NEED TO TEST IT WOULD YOU BE MY DUMMMMMY.

Ummm that would kinda hurt... I am used to self inflicted pain thank you very much... lol

Will you please do brain surgery on me? I want different thoughts

I am not a surgeon so my ability is not in that area but I could whack you on the head with a bat and you would have a lot of different thoughts about me . if i hit you hard enough your brain would get bruised and then your whole personality would change . Call me if you still want different thoughts . You may want to rethink this a little.

I want someone to make pancakes for me in the morning will you do that for me

Well I am a pancake fan myself so by the time you come down for breakfast they would be all gone... besides if you whack me in the head... I think you would have to make ME pancakes since I would be groaning in bed.

So... make me pancakes PLEASE!!!