I'm so sorry I can't take the time to help you - I have to fly to Paris and get married.

Do you have any requests for us?

I'm sorry - I got ahead of myself!

Please call my friend for me.,

I could but they will just hang up on me

please tell me a funny joke

Sorry I can't. I laugh at jokes but cannot remember them later.

Please watch my granddaughter for the weekend. She is a lively three.

I will watch her but I am afraid it will be form a distance because I live in Texas. My binoculars are not too good Oh wait! I think I see her She is very cute what does she have on of my gosh she got into you panty drawer and she is all fixed up with some very sezy panties and a big bra and lots of beads and oh look she got your make up too nice picture on the wall I love that shad of red lipstic she used on the bed spread and the blue eye shadow make good water. she loves playung with corn mealon the kitchen floor oops there goes your big bottle od jack Danials . she is so cut drunk. my son was 3 40 years ago

I need a new brain. Would you give me a brain transplant?

I'm sorry I can't give you a brain transplant, I don't have the right size brain that would fit you.


Buy me a new outfit.

I am am a costume disigner so I hope you like looking like a clown.I just did not make in the clothing disign world . But My new job took me to the stage and circus . so have fun in your new clown suit.

I would like a new job but it must be one that uses my creativity and humor.

You are the new editor of Games magazine. That will use the best of your talents but the owner of the magazine has no sense of humor.
So he will not appreciate you and make it hard to get anything done.

I would like to learn to like coffee.

I never knew how people can drink that yucky stuff and I never learned to make it Sorry I am not the one you need to take lessons from. My coffee is like mud from an oil field. No one can drink it.


Please help me get all my unfinnished quilt projects done I need a big dose of inspireation,desire and determination.

I can't help you do that because I don't know how to sew and I'm a negative person!

Please help me to do my farming game on facebook.

I AM TO BUSY DOING MY OWN FARM AS AMATER OF FACT I HAVE TWO FARMS, ONE IN FARM LAND ONE IN FARM VILLE AND WHY WOULD HELP YOU WHEN YOU HAVE NEVRE HELP ME ON MY FARM . AND YOU HAVE NEVER ASK ME TO BE YOUR NEIGHBOR OR NEVER EVEN SENT ME A GIFT OR HRLP HARVEST MY CORN. I WOULD DO ALL OF THOES THING FOR YOU IF I ONLY NEW YOUR NAME .

I WISH I COUND LEARN HOW TO FLY A PLANE

You can learn to fly a plane in ten minutes and I guarantee no one will be hurt if it crashes. You are flying paper airplanes.

I wish I could learn to parallel park as easily as I park in the mall and grocery store parking lots.

I have seen you part April3third and you alread do paallel park as good as the parking you do at the mall and grocery store I have the dens and the scrapes and missing paint on my car to prove it and we got the shopping mall video. The police should be at your house anytime now. Please get in the driver seat when you drive that should help. There is no way I can teach you to drive better because there is no way I am getting in the car with you . LOL

I have never been on a skate board or a surf board I wish I could do these two things. it looks like so much fun. I konw I am a weird old lady

Well when I gave you the boards you got confused and put one foot on the skate board and one on the surf board...you fell in the water and almost drowned.

I wish I didn't always think about snacking...