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- The voices told me to call in sick today and stay home and clean my guns.
- ONE DAY IMA GONNA TO DETROIT TO A BIGGA HOTEL. INA MORINING I GO DOWN TO EAT BREAKFAST. I TELLA THE WAITRESS I WANNA TOW PISSS TOAST. SHE BRINGS ME ON ONE PISS. I TELLA HER I WANNA TWO PISS. SHE SAYS GO TO THE TOILET. I SAY YOU NO UNDERSTAND, I...
- Thanks for the open arms and all the positive responses to my Fart blog I am glad you guys liked it. I would have to say I feel more wellcomed and at home here more than any place eles on DS. Thanks for all the laughs. I had a really good time. More...
- Date Farts:.1. How many people farted on the first date and blew it all together?2. How many dates is it safe before you let it rip?3. Where you making out in the car and the squeaker came out not matter how hard you held youre butt cheeks together....
- An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.>>He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.>>After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you>wanna hear a blonde joke?'>>The bar...
- An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.>>He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.>>After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you>wanna hear a blonde joke?'>>The bar...
- An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.>>He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.>>After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you>wanna hear a blonde joke?'>>The bar...
- A little 5 year old boy wanted $100.00 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God USA , they decided to send it to Obama....
- A little 5 year old boy wanted $100.00 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God USA , they decided to send it to Obama....
- Texas Declares Waron the USA . President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. "Hello, President Obama a heavily accented southern voice said."This is Archie, down here at Joes Crab Shack, Houston Texas, I am callin' to...
- Date Farts:.1. How many people farted on the first date and blew it all together?2. How many dates is it safe before you let it rip?3. Where you making out in the car and the squeaker came out not matter how hard you held youre butt cheeks together....
- Early 90s on the Border of Idaho and Montanna at a Gas station. Sign on the condom machine Sezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-----------THIS GUM LAST A LONG TIME BUT IT SURE DOES TASTE LIKE AN OLD TRUCK TIRE!
- A fart is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have...
- President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. "Hello, President Obama a heavily accented southern voice said."This is Archie, down here at Joes Crab Shack, Houston Texas, I am callin' to tell yall that we are officially...
- I am so freeking lonely I finally signed up for speed dating just to try and talk to sombody, I got two hits in two days. These women look like dudes! There was one on the sight she look like if you gave her a cue stick she could go in and clean...