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- A couple had been married for 50 years.They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wifesays, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at thisbreakfast table together.''I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting...
- A couple had been married for 50 years.They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wifesays, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at thisbreakfast table together.''I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting...
- TOM HAD BEEN IN BUSINESS FOR 25 YEARS. FINALLY SICK OF THE STRESS HE QUITS HIS JOB AND BUYS 50 ACRES OF LAND IN ALASKA AS FAR AS HUMANITY AS POSSIBLE . He sees the postman once a w eek and gets groceries once a month.Other wise its total peace and...
- I read one of the blog about your manic episodes and it really must be hell to have to go through this crap.I'll say again there are some really good people here and I really do feel at home here you guys!You have always wellcomed me here and I have...
- Three elderly golfers are walking down the green."Sixty is the worst age to be," says the 60-year-old, "You always feellike you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens.""Ah, that's nothing," says the 70-year-old. "When you're 70, you...
- Did you guys hear about the biker that got ODOR EATERS for Christmas?
- Housework was a woman's job, but oneevening, Janice arrived home from workto find the children bathed, one load oflaundry in the washer and another in thedryer. Dinner was on the stove, and thetable set. She was astonished! It turns out that her...
- 8. THE GRAND FINALE!!! Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ...
- Two guys are starting a business in Florida and setting up shop and all there shelving.One guy says to the other : Now you watch some old farts is going to come along poke his head in the door and say:Whats ya selling?About 5 minutes later a old...
- A wise old Chief said to his grandson, who came to him with anger at a friend who had done him an injustice, "Let me tell you a story. I too, at times, have felt a great hate for those that have taken so much, with no sorrow for what they do. But...
- I was in Wallmart years ago and had to rip one I was in the isle and the coast was clear not a soul in site.When the coast was clean I let it out I really didnt think it was going to be a big deal.And KA F##KIN BOOM! IT WAS ONE OF THE LOUDEST FARTS...
- A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans' he replies. ...
- I went over to break up section the other day and put of a good joke and got two o hum response.Man what bunch of dead assess over there. I put up my off the wall shit on here and you guys are bustin one! I like it here better. You guys have never...
- A guy calls a company and orders their 5 day- 10 lb. Weight loss program.Next day there is a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and sign Around...
- A eldery couple where in church one monring and the guys wife leans over and whispers in her husbands ear: Honey I think I let a silent fart:He leans back over and says:HONEY I THINK YOU BETTER CHECK THE BATTERYS IN YOUR HEARING AID!