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- I really like to make people laugh and smile. I would like to put some funny stories on here and possibly try and cheer some people up on here. But I don't want to be out of line or show any disrespect towards people going through so much. The last...
- SOUTHERNISMS Well , butter my butt n call me a biscuitShe fell out of a ugly tree n hit every branch on the way down.Shes so stuck up shed drown in a rainstorm.Its so dry. The trees are bribing the dogs My cow died last night I dont need your...
- SOUTHERNISMS Well , butter my butt n call me a biscuitShe fell out of a ugly tree n hit every branch on the way down.Shes so stuck up shed drown in a rainstorm.Its so dry. The trees are bribing the dogs My cow died last night I dont need your...
- A gas station owner in Alabama was trying to increase his sales; So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up." Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10....
- A gas station owner in Alabama was trying to increase his sales; So he put up a sign that read,Free Sex With Fill up Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he...
- The Southern FarmerOne day a Southern farmer pulls up into the neighbors yard. He goes up to the door and knocks on the door and a little boy comes out. Little boy says kin an help ya ? The farmer says is your pa home? No replied the little boy he...
- I don't know is there is any of the old bunch on here anymore. But decided to try and get back on and see if my account was even good anymore. I was really surprised when the account was still good and the old pass word still worked. I looked at a...
- For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't knowJack Schitt!' Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack...
- Haven't been on here in a long time and want to see if any of my freinds are still here! I hope so just wanted to say hi to such a great bunch of people!
- A southern farmer got in his pickup and drove several miles to a neighboring farm and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy, about 12, opened the door. "Is yer pa home?" he asked."No sir, he sure ain't," the boy replied. "He went to...
- I havent been on here in like forever seeing if any of the old gang is still here? Just checkin in and chilling with the freinds on here.
- The Duck Hunting AccidentA duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over and discharged shooting him in the...
- A couple had been married for 50 years.They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wifesays, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at thisbreakfast table together.''I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting...
- WALMART HAS EVERYTHING!Joe says to Mike behind him, My elbow hurts like hell. I guess Id better see a doctor! Listen you dont have to spend that kind of money ! Mike replies!Theres a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine...
- My Birthday today guys. Wish I had sombody to spend it with.Cuda