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CUDAMAN 02/07/2011

Date Farts:

.1. How many people farted on the first date and blew it all together?

2. How many dates is it safe before you let it rip?

3. Where you making out in the car and the squeaker came out not matter how hard you held youre butt cheeks together. How many people blew the date also Men and Women?

4. When you left the date for the evening and went to leave the car how many ripped one into the car as you were exiting the vehicle?

Youre welcome to ad to any and all these embarrassing situations.

This is your chance people to come clean with embarrassing situations in all the dates you had in your lifetime. We all know you have a lot of quilt to deal with here so heres your chance to really shine!

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veryblue 02/07/2011

the worst time I let rip was in a shop
I had to get outta there awfully quick.... lol

oh aroma!

deleted_user 02/07/2011

Well it wasnt the first date, BUT, i was traveling with my new man, we were tenting it, & i HAD to let it go, like no choice, so i did, & omg it smelt so bad there was no hiding it, i was so embarrassed, butt what can you do??

deleted_user 02/07/2011

watching a movie with my last boyfriend, he was lying on my lap...something funny happened and I laughed until I farted...he jumped up quickly.

deleted_user 02/07/2011

I let it rip whenever. Maybe that's why I'm still single.

I always take my first date to the mall or to Disneyland so I can crop dust all day. Or a restaurant with leather seats so I can say it was the leather/pleather.

deleted_user 02/07/2011

The title of this post characterizes my entire romantic life, "One big fart!!"

CUDAMAN 02/07/2011

You guys are cool as hell! I'll be posting more on here for you guys! hahahahahah

deleted_user 02/07/2011

The board is yours Cudaman!

deleted_user 02/07/2011

I'm with Quacked, I'll fart anywhere anytime and probably laugh about it.

deleted_user 02/08/2011

Well meat eaters. Vegetarian farts do not smell. Ask the Japanese. Even my kids used to ask me why I did not smell - all that rotten meat in the gut. Think about it.

Not that I am pushing it for everyone - just my own personal fart smell free choice.

deleted_user 02/08/2011

Well that's no fun. How do you "trap" people in elevators if farts don't smell?

deleted_user 02/08/2011

How do you properly dutch oven someone if your farts don't smell?

CUDAMAN 02/08/2011

No such thing a smelless fart!

deleted_user 02/08/2011

Dutch Ovens = another reason I'm still single lmao

CUDAMAN 02/08/2011

Just
make sure the elevator is equipped with the optional fart fan before \

Quacked up gets on!

CUDAMAN 02/08/2011

Quack up got the perfect ad for singles for you.

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