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- I there really a section on DS for a group for a sick and tastless hummor group on here. One of my freinds supposidtly sent me a link but I think she is playing a gag on me for some smart ass email I sent her. So its this BS guys. I know I am sick...
- A couple had been married for 50 years.They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wifesays, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at thisbreakfast table together.''I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting...
- The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap Of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by Even more thunder rumbling in the distance... The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said,...
- Yesterday my daughter asked me why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.She said...
- The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap Of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by Even more thunder rumbling in the distance... The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said,...
- I am not Bi polar but probably very depressed from leaving my ex last year and having my kid again turn his back on me and lie to me and make it clear he wants nothing to do with me. I have been posting my jokes on the BP side and they love a good...
- WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST > She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. > Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. > Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. > Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. > And her husband...
- A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Wyoming prairies without water. His horse had already died of thirst. He's crawling along the dusty ground, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object...
- WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST > She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. > Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. > Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. > Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. > And her husband...
- Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.They were determined to make this a real vacationby not wearing anything that would identify themas clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headedfor a store and bought some really outrageous...
- I just can't thank you all enough for reaching out to me in a really bad time in my life. I just wrote up a letter for my ex's daughter letting her know that I will do as she wishes and stay out of her life. I will always love her untill I draw my...
- From: Subject: DrugsAll drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called...
- From: Subject: DrugsAll drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called...
- I have been going through a very bad time in my life I thought by now I would be getting over it. I left a very bad abusive long term relation ship last year she hooked on pain pills! Where talking Dr. Jeckel and Mr. Hyde mostly Mr. Hyde Where...
- Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Melbourne, Australia ..One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' ...