Depression Support Group
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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.>>He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.>>After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you>wanna hear a blonde joke?'>>The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.>>In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,>>'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that>you are blind, that you should know five things:>>1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.>2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.>3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.>4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.>5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.>Now, think about it seriously Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde>joke?'>>The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,>>'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'>
The cowboy, turned, spilled his drink in his lap and said that his blonde thoroughbred gelding bucked him, and then came back and rode right over his face, slashing out his eyes.
Poor, poor, pitiful blind cowboy. That 6th blonde was a real beauty, but she just laughed, and left him sitting with a cold JD sitting in his lap.....
When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given additional leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had been blind since birth. The two animals then forgot about the collision and began commiserating concerning the problems of being blind.
The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. He had never been able to see his reflection in the water, and for that reason did not know exactly what he looked like, or even what he was. The rabbit declared that he had the same problem. Seeing a way that they could help each other, the rabbit proposed that one feel the other from head to toe, and then try to describe what the other animal was.
The snake agreed, and started by winding himself around the rabbit. After a few moments, he announced, "You've got very soft, fuzzy fur, long ears, big rear feet, and a little fuzzy ball for a tail. I think that you must be a bunny rabbit!"
The rabbit was much relieved to find his identity, and proceeded to return the favor to the snake. After feeling about the snake's body for a few minutes, he asserted, "Well, you're scaly, you're slimy, you've got beady little eyes, you squirm and slither all the time, and you've got a forked tongue. I think you're a lawyer!"
She came across a silly snake, thinking he could outrun a cute little bunny rabbit...
But the blonde had a brain, and was very, very clever.
She reached down to talk with the the snake, and said, you may think you make a nice living as an attorney, but imagine how much we can make every time you shed your skin....the possibilities are endless. Why snake, every time you shed your skin, I can sell it and we can produce beautiful snakeskin belts.
The lawyer snake quickly agreed, and the two struck a deal. The snake would pay the blonde 50 percent of his skin, every time he shed it, so that the blonde could produce beautiful snakeskin belts.
The snake was hungry though, so before the deal was struck, he ate the bunny for dinner.
Oh, My....That cute little bunny. Karma is a bitch.
AND, I thought it was going to be about drinking ten jack daniels....
the bar tender told the guy who was selabrating his first blow -job that t he the bar tender would have one with him.... f'n guy told the bar-tender if these ten could not get the taste out of his mouth "nothing could."