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- THE STORY OF GENE AND BARBRAS WEDING NIGHT.Gene and Barbara where getting married but the only problem was neither one of them had a job. So they had to spend there honey moon at there parents house. In the morning little Johnny woke up and went...
- A guy calls a company and orders their 5 day- 10 lb. Weight loss program.Next day there is a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and sign Around...
- I will not break any rules of DS I am not pushing any business nor trying to sell anything here. I wont do that. I have a funding business for bussineses that I need help with to market. If I can get this off the ground and running it would so...
- A guy calls a company and orders their 5 day- 10 lb. Weight loss program.Next day there is a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and sign Around...
- There are two women that go to a local bar at 7.00 they start drinking really hard . There doing shots of tequila , rum and cokes, long island iced teas , Jack Daniels beer more whisky this shit goes on and on all night until about 3.00 in the...
- There are two women that go to a local bar at 7.00 they start drinking really hard . There doing shots of tequila , rum and cokes, long island iced teas , Jack Daniels beer more whisky this shit goes on and on all night until about 3.00 in the...
- He Said To Me! He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in itI said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?I said . That's a good idea...
- A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, 'Please don't...
- WHERES RMAN DID HE GET CANNED AGAIN? DUDES FREEKIN COOL
- The ex really showed her ass two months ago. My son refused to respond to any contacts he wouldnt call me and never made any attempt to call me I have lost count how many times I tried to contact him. After about 5 months of this crap I decide if he...
- The ex really showed her ass two months ago. My son refused to respond to any contacts he wouldnt call me and never made any attempt to call me I have lost count how many times I tried to contact him. After about 5 months of this crap I decide if he...
- Looking for anybody around the tri citys area in Washington state I went there about 4 years ago and there where a lot of jobs in that area. They have the plants there that are govement jobs getting rid of the gas war fare shit. Good pay start 25.00...
- Guys I would like some advice. I live in Elko Nevada its freekin cold 0 right now. I want to relocated so somwhere warmer during the winter. I was thinking Saint George Utah but I callled there today and there unemployment is almost 10% Where can...
- "Well," Nancy responded, "we'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheesyclothes and shoes like most middle Americans wear and then we'll stop at thepound and pick up a Labrador . When we look the part we'll go to a nice oldcountry bar in Middle...
- Just when you heard if all then sombody comes along with another ball bat and slams it right accross your had to bash it in. Two months a go my sons freind told me she dated this guy and got pregnant. Then called it off. I had put up a blog on here...