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- A guy calls a company and orders their 5 day- 10 lb. Weight loss program.Next day there is a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and sign Around...
- Sitting together on a train were Pres. Obama, George W. Bush,a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds laterThere is the sound of a loud slap.When the train emerges from the...
- Sitting together on a train were Pres. Obama, George W. Bush,a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds laterThere is the sound of a loud slap.When the train emerges from the...
- I have Chi Town Bear on another segment of DS read my blog about not getting email notifications and he is going to try and help me. He is the site cordinator. If I can get it fixed some how I will be back but if not I guess I will only be back...
- I haven't been on here in long time. DS deactivated the email reponse option. I don't know what happend. I would put up blogs and get no reponse. I contacted DS they sent me a computer generated email its your server blocking it I checked there was...
- I haven't been here for a very long time. DS deactivated the email reponse option and I tried every thing to get them to fix it. All I got was a computer generated message saying its your server their blocking it try getting another email address....
- I have put up some jokes here a while back and for some reason the emails are no longer working. I have sent two messages to DS and have gotten the same computer geneated BS saying they switched it over on their side but its all BS! I have called my...
- The science teacher stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be?"Little Stevie raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could...
- Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"Don't worry,...
- Date Farts:.1. How many people farted on the first date and blew it all together?2. How many dates is it safe before you let it rip?3. Where you making out in the car and the squeaker came out not matter how hard you held youre butt cheeks together....
- BIKER CHILIA duded-up city rider walks into a seedy tavern in Sturgis, SD. He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with his arms folded, staringblankly at a full bowl of chili.After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it,...
- I put up two really good jokes for you guys over the weekend and got 0 response . I guess I will quit puting up jokes. I was just trying to cheer you up. I dont know whats up you guys are usually all over the jokes because there is so much misery...
- Texas Declares Waron the USA . President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. "Hello, President Obama a heavily accented southern voice said."This is Archie, down here at Joes Crab Shack, Houston Texas, I am callin' to...
- There are two women that go to a local bar at 7.00 they start drinking really hard . There doing shots of tequila , rum and cokes, long island iced teas , Jack Daniels beer more whisky this shit goes on and on all night until about 3.00 in the...
- A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine.He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the...