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- A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.The guy goes into the...
- We have had a dog named Dutches she was a Catahula. What a wonderfull dog. She went down on Sat and she wouldnt let me move her she was in a lot of pain. I tried all day yesterday to have vet come out and put her down. She was paralized. She bled...
- Three elderly golfers are walking down the green."Sixty is the worst age to be," says the 60-year-old, "You always feellike you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens.""Ah, that's nothing," says the 70-year-old. "When you're 70, you...
- Date Farts:.1. How many people farted on the first date and blew it all together?2. How many dates is it safe before you let it rip?3. Where you making out in the car and the squeaker came out not matter how hard you held youre butt cheeks together....
- A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throwherself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. ...
- I finally was able to get in contact with a family freind of the murdered girls family. I told her what I wanted to do for the family . Give them the boat so they could either sell it or auction it off or sell raffle tickets. Anyway she told me she...
- The Duck Hunting AccidentA duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over and discharged shooting him in the...
- My BD today wish me happy birthday. I go see my nut case worker today wish me good luck. I have been screeened but never went to a session First time I am cherry hahahahaha!ThanksCuda
- I need some advice here guys this is not funny not a joke. These two peices of shit murdered this 16 year old girl in Wendover Nev back in March of this year. One of them is a 18 year old man and the other his girl freind. I won't go into detail...
- A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. 'What's up?' she asks. 'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries...
- This is the story about a railroad crew that befriended a monkey named Bobo. The railroaders would play with Bobo and feed him and really treat him nice. In fact, they taught the monkey to give hand signals and run the engine and to even read a...
- I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with there head and women think with there heart. For example: One...
- This is my first time over here . I was going to put up somthing funny but everybody is such in bad shape here and right fully so I didnt want to get banned for puttting somthing up to cheer you guys up. I don't know what kind of reaction I would...
- I put up a blog awhile ago about no reponses on my jokes or very little reponses. And you guys where great! Really helped me at the time. I guess because of the crap I am going through with the ex and my son not wanting anything to do with me and my...
- "Well," Nancy responded, "we'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheesyclothes and shoes like most middle Americans wear and then we'll stop at thepound and pick up a Labrador . When we look the part we'll go to a nice oldcountry bar in Middle...