An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.>>He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.>>After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you>wanna hear a blonde joke?'>>The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.>>In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,>>'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that>you are blind, that you should know five things:>>1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.>2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.>3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.>4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.>5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.>Now, think about it seriously Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde>joke?'>>The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,>>'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'>