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Date Farts:
.1. How many people farted on the first date and blew it all together?
2. How many dates is it safe before you let it rip?
3. Where you making out in the car and the squeaker came out not matter how hard you held youre butt cheeks together. How many people blew the date also Men and Women?
4. When you left the date for the evening and went to leave the car how many ripped one into the car as you were exiting the vehicle?
Youre welcome to ad to any and all these embarrassing situations.
This is your chance people to come clean with embarrassing situations in all the dates you had in your lifetime. We all know you have a lot of quilt to deal with here so heres your chance to really shine!
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.1. How many people farted on the first date and blew it all together?
2. How many dates is it safe before you let it rip?
3. Where you making out in the car and the squeaker came out not matter how hard you held youre butt cheeks together. How many people blew the date also Men and Women?
4. When you left the date for the evening and went to leave the car how many ripped one into the car as you were exiting the vehicle?
Youre welcome to ad to any and all these embarrassing situations.
This is your chance people to come clean with embarrassing situations in all the dates you had in your lifetime. We all know you have a lot of quilt to deal with here so heres your chance to really shine!
YOU CAN LOG ON NOW!
WWW.DATINGFARTS.COM
We hung out directly after work on a Friday nite.
Partied till 6 AM.
Stayed in bed the whole day on Sat hungover.
Woke up Sunday, had breakfast....then lunch.
Well....she decided to get intimate for the FIRST time on this Sunday. BUT I DID NOT SHOWER SINCE FRIDAY MORNING!!!!!!!
A few days later, she made a remark that I smelled.
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Cudaman I think you need to invest in some BENO, then uh maybe your dates will go better.
I have two little boys and man o man they better stop thinking it's funny before they start dating.
I don't remember guys farting in front of me while dating- they seem to have a thing for peeing with the bathroom door open- I don't think anyone should ever feel that comfortable with me lol
We eventually found out that he wrote down his food intake to get just the right punch and aroma. That's right he made a list.
He was proud of this but I can't recall him having a date.
Yeah, like he was going to get "any" that night...lol
DUTCH OVEN!
WHEN THEY KNOW THERE NOT GETTIN ANY THEY RESORT TO THIS CREATIVE TECHNIQUE
VERY POPUALAR WITH THE GUYS!
NEVER trust a fart.