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- There was a bad wreck the other day on I-80 between a Mustang and a Thunderbird.IT WAS SO BAD ALL THAT WAS LEFT WAS FEATHERS AND HORSE SHIT!
- A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine.He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the...
- Date Farts:.1. How many people farted on the first date and blew it all together?2. How many dates is it safe before you let it rip?3. Where you making out in the car and the squeaker came out not matter how hard you held youre butt cheeks together....
- : Little boy at the nude beach.. THIS IS PRICELESS... A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach.... As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask...
- "Well," Nancy responded, "we'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheesyclothes and shoes like most middle Americans wear and then we'll stop at thepound and pick up a Labrador . When we look the part we'll go to a nice oldcountry bar in Middle...
- "Well," Nancy responded, "we'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheesyclothes and shoes like most middle Americans wear and then we'll stop at thepound and pick up a Labrador . When we look the part we'll go to a nice oldcountry bar in Middle...
- It never fails you over at Grandmas and Grandpas for Thanks giving and you have over 30 realities over Aunts, Uncles, Grandkids, Sons and Daughters the living room is loaded up and every body is having a good time talking about the good old days....
- A guy calls a company and orders their 5 day- 10 lb. Weight loss program.Next day there is a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and sign Around...
- My Parents Drugged me as a KidThe other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Meth lab had been found in and old farmhouse in the adjoining county and asked me a rhetorical question, Why didnt we have a drug problem when you and I were...
- A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not...
- A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not...
- I want to learn about BP and Manic depression. I had a very good freind that was Manic he used to a Navy Officer and flew planes he got this and he got a medical discharge . He was the best freind anybody could ask for. He passed away about two...
- TOM HAD BEEN IN BUSINESS FOR 25 YEARS. FINALLY SICK OF THE STRESS HE QUITS HIS JOB AND BUYS 50 ACRES OF LAND IN ALASKA AS FAR AS HUMANITY AS POSSIBLE . He sees the postman once a w eek and gets groceries once a month.Other wise its total peace and...
- A 90 year old couple was in church one Sunday morning. The woman leaned over to her husband during the services and whispered in his ear and said, I think I might of let a silent fart.The husband leaned back over and said , I think you better check...
- I owe all of you a heart felt letter of appoligy. You made me feel at home here and wellcomed me here with open arms. Some times I am off the wall and a little twisted in my hummor. What I put up was in extreamly bad taste. I should not of been put...