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Grant a Wish

Dixe4me
Dixe4me
The rules are simple! Grant the wish of the person above you, with a horrible twist of some sort, make it as funny as you can, and then post a wish of your own!

Example, I might wish for a cup of coffee.

Answer: Granted, here's your cup of coffee with sand instead of cream, stired slowly by a frog swimming in the middle.

Ready?
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I wish I had a Embroidery sewing machine.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted but people become so happy with themselves that they no longer bother having any relationships with family or friends.

I wish that everyone in the world had enough to eat, shelter and medical help
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted but the people will be come healthy and live longer and the world would become so over populated and the demands for food, shelter and medical help will deplete the resources.

I wish my son Paul would talk to me and really open his heart to me.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Oh Judy that one is not fair. I really do not want to play with that one OK?
And I wish he would too so that you do know what his problems are and maybe be able to address things with him and sort them out once and for all.

And for our farmers I wish we could get 4" of rain in the next month.
Dixe4me
Dixe4me
Granted...a drop fell and rolled 4". No I hope they get rain too. Back south in my former tromping grounds they have had a bad drought and did not get good crops most of the farmers even cut their dry corn stalks to use for feed this winter.

I wish I had another DIL just like the one I have now :) (I'm thinking reverse phsychology here lol)
deleted_user
deleted_user
Poof your wish has granted - but she is as ugly as the hunchback of Notre Dame, she is dirty as she doesn't wash and she sits around all day swearing and eating all the food in sight. Even the dogs won't go near her for the stench.

I wish that the young people would honour their parents rather than try to rule over them.
Dixe4me
Dixe4me
But that's the way she is now Hathani! lol

Amen to your wish! Granted! Now they are driving us crazy taking care of us:)

I wish I could teach Dixie to bite for only one time.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Poof granted. Trouble is that Dixie will bite YOU and will never let do so you will have her attached to you for life.

I wish we could finish the rest of the house.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted and you will have many relatives to visit after it is finished and they need your help and move in and take over.

(I will be nice this time) I wish that I could win a lottery and share my winnings with family that are in need. (I will never win one, because I don't play...LOL)
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted and out of every nook and cranny and from under every stone relations whom you didn't know existed (probably don't) come and take every last cent of the win as well as you home and all that is in it to boot.

I wish that we could all meet on that island we sailed to and have a great pain free and problem free time away from it all.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Oh dear, your wish is granted, but with so many people, litter and junk will be all over the beaches and contaminate them so we would not have a nice place to be.

I wish I could go on a year cruise around the world
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted. But the boat is very old and leaks and the food is bully beef and hard tack, there are no showers and the toilets are all stuffed up as there are only two for the 200 passengers.

I wish that we had world peace at last.
Dixe4me
Dixe4me
Granted....but now your neighbors are mad at you because your dog barks all day.

I wish I could move away from society at the moment!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted... but everyone will ignore you and even the clerk at the grocery store as though you are invisible.

I wish all this political campaign commercials and phone calls would end now.
Dixe4me
Dixe4me
Poof Granted, but I simply can not think of anything worse than it going on! lol

I wish my boys would clean up my yard without me asking them to.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted... and they will clean up the house too and then bill you for $1,000.00 and you say "NO WAY" and they get a lawyer and sue you for damages. Oh... just go ask them to clean the yard, think of it as a gentle reminder. LOL

I wish I had the money to remodel my home.