Games for Fun and Relaxation Community Group

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Dixe4me 08/12/2008

The rules are simple! Grant the wish of the person above you, with a horrible twist of some sort, make it as funny as you can, and then post a wish of your own!

Example, I might wish for a cup of coffee.

Answer: Granted, here's your cup of coffee with sand instead of cream, stired slowly by a frog swimming in the middle.

Ready?
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I wish I had a Embroidery sewing machine.

April3third 09/09/2009

You are home in five minutes because your boyfriend is a pilot; unfortunately he crashed
into your roof.

deleted_user 09/09/2009

You forgot your wish!

I wish that I would quit getting hot flashes, then be cold, hot, cold, all day/night long. LOL

April3third 09/09/2009

I wish I had not forgotten my wish in 216. .

deleted_user 09/09/2009

Ok...you didn't forget it, but you forgot to grant my wish.

I wish my wish above would be granted.

deleted_user 09/10/2009

YOU WISH WILL BE GRANTED BUT NOT BY ME I AM JUST TO BUSY TRYING TO GET MY WISH GRANTED

I WISH I COULD EAT ALL THE SWEET STUFF I WANTED.

April3third 09/10/2009

YOU MAY EAT ALL THE SWEET STUFF YOU WANT BUT ONLY IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOU EAT AN ENTIRE JAR OF SOUR PICKLES WITHOUT USING A MOTHWASH OR TOOTHPASTE IN THE INTERVAL.

I WISH I COULD HAVE ALL THE PAIRS OF SHOES I WANTED.

deleted_user 09/10/2009

I FOUND ALL THE SHOES FOR YOU THEY ARE AT GOOD WILL .I CAN'T AFORD TO BUY THEM FOR YOU.

i WISH I HAD A LANDSCAPER TO RE DO MY YARD.

deleted_user 09/10/2009

I found you a landscaper- he said he would be over after he finishes his bottle of whiskey...hope you don't mind a drunk skunk doing your landscaping.

I wish I had someone to massage my feet whenever I wanted.

April3third 09/11/2009

Someone is coming to massage your feet every week but then you must massage theirs and they don't wash very often.

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD HELP ME TO CHOOSE GOOD BOOKS ON CD.

deleted_user 09/12/2009

I WILL SEND YOU A CD THAT TELLS YOU HOW TO CHOOSE GOOD BOOKS ON CDS. I HAVE USED IT A LOT SOIT MIGHT BE ALL SCRATCHED UP.

PLEASE COME SHOW ME HOWE TO LOAD STAPES IN TO THIS DANG STAPLE GUN.

April3third 09/12/2009

I will show you how to load staples into that dang staple gun and it will take a long time and all jam up before you can use it.

Please show me how to fix my computer.

deleted_user 09/14/2009

I will take it to my house and show you how to fix it...but then I will get to keep it.

I wish my aches and pains would be gone!

deleted_user 09/14/2009

all you aches and pains will be gone but then you will not feel anything not even the sweet kiss from you children or grandchildren you will not feel the touch of their soft skin .Think about it again

I wish ihad a machine that would suck speck dust from my house.

deleted_user 09/14/2009

I can make them go away for you but you will get warts all over instead

I wish for some peace inside my head

deleted_user 09/14/2009

Ithin there is a very small space in your head where some peace will fit but all that other space will be filled with utter turmoil .

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