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Grant a Wish

Dixe4me
Dixe4me
The rules are simple! Grant the wish of the person above you, with a horrible twist of some sort, make it as funny as you can, and then post a wish of your own!

Example, I might wish for a cup of coffee.

Answer: Granted, here's your cup of coffee with sand instead of cream, stired slowly by a frog swimming in the middle.

Ready?
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I wish I had a Embroidery sewing machine.
deleted_user
deleted_user
GRANTED BUT NOW YOU LOST YOUR VOICE

I WISH I HAD FRESH FLOWERS EVERYDAY
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted but you have fresh flowers that don't get old and so you never throw them away and you have made all the elible bachaelors give up....they no longer ask you out...they think you have a millionarie boyfriend.


I wish my hands would not crack in the winter.
deleted_user
deleted_user
GRANTED BUT NOW THE CRACK YEAR ROUND

I WISH MY BEST FRIEND LIVED CLOSER TO ME
mooseyinn
mooseyinn
Granted, but he/she moved in with you and is a horrible slob.

I wish my back was not so sore!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted but now you have to scrub the floors, and wash the all the paintwork and start jogging.

I wish i lived in a warm country
deleted_user
deleted_user
granted but welcome to monsoon season.

i wish is to take a vacation on an island.
deleted_user
deleted_user
GRANTED BUT YOU WENT DURING A HURRICANE

I WISH I HAD A GOOD LOOKING BOSS
deleted_user
deleted_user
You do you do you do! He is sumpteous! .....but he is such an womanizer....he chases you all the time....along with any thing not in pants....even after your mother when she brought you lunch yesterday! So embrassing you had to help her get away from him....She was SHOCKED!

LOL!


Okay....well....I wish all my xrays were paid for already and the results are good! Not fair huh?

Ok.....I wish all my house and belongings were all sorted and put away and my house is beautiful!
deleted_user
deleted_user
GRANTED BUT NOW YOU CANT FIND ANYTHING AND YOU WONDER IF YOU ARE IN YOUR HOUSE OR THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR

I WISH I COULD SLEEP IN ON MY DAY OFF
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted you have slept in on your day off and you will not wish it again cause the dogs could not cross their legs so you have a mess to clean up.

I wish I could be on stage with EL DIVO mmmmmm
deleted_user
deleted_user
GRANTED BUT SECURTY GOT YOU BEFORE YOU GOT TO CLOSE


I WISH I COULD DANCE
Dixe4me
Dixe4me
Granted and you twirled and you twirled and you twirled right into the arms of Frankenstien who quickly toted you off to be his beautiful dancing bride.

I wish I could run away from home!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted but now you are having to live in a cardboard box under the bridge and all the rats crawl all over you and what little food you have.


I wish people would start thinking of others rather than themselves all the time.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Your wish is granted, but by the time you got to swim, the water evaparated.
deleted_user
deleted_user
I wish I could go on a cruise.