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Grant a Wish

Dixe4me
Dixe4me
The rules are simple! Grant the wish of the person above you, with a horrible twist of some sort, make it as funny as you can, and then post a wish of your own!

Example, I might wish for a cup of coffee.

Answer: Granted, here's your cup of coffee with sand instead of cream, stired slowly by a frog swimming in the middle.

Ready?
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I wish I had a Embroidery sewing machine.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted - now you can't wake up and when you do you feel like you just want to go back to sleep again.


I wish we had a nice new car - light lavender in colour.
Dixe4me
Dixe4me
Oh Granted! But its a lemon!!!! lol


I wish I had a baby sitter just for one evening! (cause they would probably never come back!)
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted but when you come home from your night out you will find the boys tied to a tree with the dog chains.


I wish we had the power on the house.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted but for some reason sparks will fly and all the lights will burn 24/7 and your power station will burn out

I wish I could retire.
deleted_user
deleted_user
POOF !! You are retired,Judy.... You have worked soo hard for this and wanted to travel and enjoy company...But you see dear, you've worked sooo hard, all you want to do is lay in bed, watch tv, and eat eat eat.. You now weight 500lbs...
I wish my condo bldg. would let me have a doggie
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted Now you have all the male dogs in the area baying at your door. Hey you didn't say you wanted it desexed so sorry she is on heat big time. Now you have to find a new home.

I wish life were not so complicated
Dixe4me
Dixe4me
Granted, the grass is always greener on the other side so now your are bored out of your mind!
Dixe4me
Dixe4me
Oh I forgot.

Just for today I wish I had a maid!
deleted_user
deleted_user
A Maid? Granted and she will whirl around your house and keep it spic n span and then you will find her sleeping in the closet trying on all your clothes and jewelry.

hmmm.. can i wish for world peace. LOL
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted trouble is that everyone is now having to obey the commands of the dictator who is in control, who happens to be a tyrannical bully.

I wish that men could be more like women - understanding
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted but the trouble is that some of these men will feel like they are princesses and demand that they be waited on and spend money on new clothes every week and we end up with a lot of "wimps".

I wish I could get some extra cash to pay off my hospital and doctor bills.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted but now you will spend all your days trying to escape from the hospital and doctors because you are now their number one client. - such a good payer.


I wish the step family accepted me as a real member of the family.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted and they will hug you and love you so much that they will spend more and more quality time with you, beg you for money and take most of your "me" time away from you.

I wish for everyone to respect one another.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted and now everyone is so nice and respectful and agreeing with each other that all discussions about things come to a halt and life is extremely boring.


I wish that that we all had good health again.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted and everyone will get stronger and eat better foods, which in turn pharmacies and pharmaceutical companies would be put out of business and many employees losing their jobs and needing assistance.

I wish that everyone could find their happiness within themselves.