yOUR WISH IS MY COMAND HERE IS ONE BIG PIG YOU CAN DO WITH IT WHAT EVER YOU WANT AND THAT INCLUDES BBQ. YOU WILL HAVE TO GUT IT FIRST .

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD HOLD UP MY PANTY HOSE THEY KEEP FALLING DOWN AROUND MY KNEES AND IT MAKE ME FALL AND I WET MY PANTS EVERY TIME..

LOL!!

Your panty hose will stay up now, but they are up over your head too.

I wish my itches would go away.

GRANTED BUT NOW YOU ARE COVERED WITH CALIMIND LOTION AND LITTLE KIDS ARE SCARED OF YOU


I WISH I COULD TRAVEL THE WORLD

Boy you are asking a lot of the magic Gennie in the lamp but Ok get on your magic carpet and take off for parts unknown in the world. keep a look out for fleas lice and bed bugs in that magic carpet It was stored for years in my dog's house . H e died of mange and heart worms and was coversd with fleas ticks and lice. I guess i was not a very good pet owner or carpet cleaner. .

I would like to have my whole house painted please help me . I need decorating ideas.

Granted...but your house was painted in tie die colors. You can decorate your house with peace signs now.

I wish I was a veterinarian

OK let me make you sign for your front yard " If I can't fix your pet ,there is no charge for asphyxiation"

I want to climb mountains

GRANTED BUT NOW YOU NEED TO GET DOWN YOU ARE HOLDING UP LINE ON THE PUTT PUTT COURSE

I WISH I COULD MOVE TO THE COUNTRY

take my place it is your a real fixer up . barn has a hole in the roof and need to be leveled.the pool id nive and green and has aleak, the fence need to be replaced and the racoons have taken over the attic. the snakes are too bad but rabbits and rats well devour your garden. the plow hitch broke but it doies not matter becaue the tractor need a ne engin. the back 40 is all march land and the rest of the l;and in30degree virtical incline. fun to mow. .

I am looking for a nice horse.

GRANTED WE WILL GO TO THE ASPCA

I WISH I COULD GO TO THE OCEAN

You can go to the ocean if you can find it because of global warming it had all dried up and smells like dead fish now But you can play in the hot dry sand. Use sun screen too.


Coud you please find me a nursing home to put a redneck angel in .

MAKE IT A NICE ONE PLEASE

I WISH I COULD SLEEP

That Nice nursing home will see to it that you sleep. they will tie you in bedand knok you out every night on top of that they will play recordings of Mamob singing you lullabyes .

Hush little red neckdon't you cry
mamob will clip your wings bye bye
an if little rednck you still can fly
mamo see to it your legs are tied .
hush little rednck close your eyes
mamo has a base ball bat by her side.


Man ! I wish I could sing

granted...but there is a tsunami...

I wish I could start saving more money

WELL I CAN SOLV E THAT PROBLEM REAL FAST. SEND IT ALL TO ME I WILL SAVE IT. HEHEHEHEHEE



COULD YOU PLEASE TAKE THE MOTOR OUT OF MY CAR AND REPLACE IT