Your wish, Mamob?

OH I DID NOT MAKE A WISH SORRY


I WISH THERE WAS NOT SUCH A BIG GENERATION GAP BETWEEN GRANDPARENTS AND TEENAGE KIDS .

Ok...your wish has been granted...but now all those sweet faced teenagers are walking around with wrinkles & canes.

I wish I was better at being a "handy-woman" around my house.

Your wish is granted but now your face is frozen that way.

I wish I had more hours in my day.

HERE IS YOUR HEARING AID YOUR CAT WAS ALWAYS TALKING TO YOU. YOU JUST WERE NOT LISTENING OR DID NOT UNDERSTANDING PLAIN CAT. This HEARING AID WAS MAID BY Doctor CAT IT ONLY HEARS CAT VOICES AND TRANSOLATES CAT INTO SWEDISH. YOU MUST ALSO BE SUFFERING FROM CAT BLOCK RICHARD . IT IS COMMOM FOR WRITER BOCK AND CAT BLOCK TO COME AT THE SAME TIME.

i NEED HELP GETTING DRESSED MY ZIPPERS WONT ZIP MY BUTTON WON'T BUTTON AND THE WAIST BAND IS NOT STREACHING.

Hey..do you speak Swedish? My daughter is studying it.

Well I will tell you what it means...she is saying "I love you"...is it your cat telling you this? Now that you know what it means...you are saying it to every man & woman that you meet.

I wish the cake I had today didn't taste so good...now I want more.

you will get more and more but this time it will taste like ?????HUMMM ?? i cant say that word but it starts with S and ends with T.....
I think Meyow means the same thing in every language ( get me more cat food now)

i wish all my kitchen cabinets were dish washers that way i could just put the dirty dishes up and poof they would be clean and put away in one action.

Easily granted, just that the cabinet shelves keep falling down and chipping your dishes in the process

I wish I could find our corn popper. Cannot remember where it was last seen. Feel like popcorn again.

They follow a trackless path. Are you sure you wouldn't rather follow the unmarked path of the beautiful women?

I wish I could go out safely for just 48 hours.

48 hours is no problem I Will grant that wish. But my crystal ball show something very bad happening on the 49th hour .


I wish i could be a nice pleasing size and look very pretty on the week of my high school reunion .

Your wish is granted , but you show up on the wrong night for the reunion.


I wish I could learn to paint beautiful watercolor scenes.

granted but while at the seashore painting a beautiful sunrise, an out of season hurricane hits suddenly and washes you and your watercolors, brushes and paintings all out to sea!

I wish I had some serious money so I could get the things I need to take care of myself.

You now have serious money but no one to enjoy it with.

I wish I knew all about cat behavior.

You now know all about cat behavior, but you have a house full of dogs.

I wish I knew the best thing to do about my financial situation.

You know the best thing to do about your financial situation but you don't have enough money to do it all today.

I wish the new season on TV will be the best so far.