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Grant a Wish

Dixe4me
Dixe4me
The rules are simple! Grant the wish of the person above you, with a horrible twist of some sort, make it as funny as you can, and then post a wish of your own!

Example, I might wish for a cup of coffee.

Answer: Granted, here's your cup of coffee with sand instead of cream, stired slowly by a frog swimming in the middle.

Ready?
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I wish I had a Embroidery sewing machine.
deleted_user
deleted_user
granted- I took it out and replaced it with a turtle.

I wish I would quit eating when I was bored
deleted_user
deleted_user
GRANTED BUT NOW YOU SMOKE AND YOUR LUNGS ARE FILLED WITH TAR

I WISH I HAD A NEW CAR
deleted_user
deleted_user
here you go its new to you but it was used and it is a old wreck with flat tires


i wish for rain
deleted_user
deleted_user
GRANTED RAIN FOR 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS

I WISH I COULD HIDE FROM EVERYONE FOR ONE DAY
deleted_user
deleted_user
OK you can hide in my pigs pen no one will look for you there. she is a very nice pig and hre pen is very clean but the flies and ticks may bother you a little
deleted_user
deleted_user
WHERE IS YOUR WISH?????????????????
deleted_user
deleted_user
iwas leaving it up to you i guess. ?
I wanted to learn to play a Bouzouki and learn how to do the syrtos dance.
deleted_user
deleted_user
CANT HELP I DONT KNOW EITHER ONE

I WISH I COULD FLY
deleted_user
deleted_user
what kind of angel are you that can't fly. . did you get your wings clipped again. Did you get caught speed flying. Ok I will pay for the defencive flying class BUt you if you fail again you are on your own and will have the make roller skates do.


My shower is leaking I need a new shower head put in. come do it for me please.
deleted_user
deleted_user
CANT DO THAT IF I GET WET I WILL MELT BECAUCE I AM SOOOOOOOOOO SWEET


I WISH I COULD GROW A MONEY TREE
deleted_user
deleted_user
WELL NOW THAT JUST SHOWS YOU ARE A REAL REDNECK. EVERY BODY KNOWS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PLANT A MONEY TREE AND MONEY WILL GROW ON IT. SO DIG A HOLE AND PUT THE DANG TREE IN IT. WATER IT AND THEN PRAY FOR A YEAR AND MAYBE IT WILL SPROUT MONEY . iF GOD WNATS YOU TO HAVE MONEY.


I WISH I COULD MARRY BILL GATES. i HEAR HE IS RICH AS ALL GET OUT.
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deleted_user
What is your wish Mamob?

I wish I could have a beautiful built in pool in my backyard, with a cute pool boy.
deleted_user
deleted_user
I WILL GET YOU THE POOL AND THE CUTE POOL GUY, AS SOON AS YOU TALK BILL GATES INTO BEING MY HUSBAND.


I WANT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted but your dress falls apart as you walk down the aisle.
The groom runs away at the sight of you and the guests all fall over themselves laughing.
The cake falls on the floor and the food is covered in ants.


I would like a new car.
deleted_user
deleted_user
GRANTED I WILL BUY YOU A MATCHBOX CAR IN THE MORNING

I WISH I HAD A RANCH WITH GOOD LOOKING RANCH HANDS THAT LOOK GOOD IN JEANS