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Grant a Wish

Dixe4me
Dixe4me
The rules are simple! Grant the wish of the person above you, with a horrible twist of some sort, make it as funny as you can, and then post a wish of your own!

Example, I might wish for a cup of coffee.

Answer: Granted, here's your cup of coffee with sand instead of cream, stired slowly by a frog swimming in the middle.

Ready?
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I wish I had a Embroidery sewing machine.
April3third
April3third
I wish you could see the world while blindfolded.

I wish I could stop overeating at lunchtime.
deleted_user
deleted_user
THAT IS EASY JUST IINVIET ME I WILL EAT ALL YOUR FOOD & YOU WILL LOSE WEIGHT . MORE LIKE STARVE TO DEATH.

SOMBODY TO,ME I HAD A ( I D -10 -T -ERROR WITH MY COMPUTER WHAT IS THAT CAN YOU TELL ME. HE TOLD ME TO WRITE IT DOWN SO I WOULD REMEMBER IT. i CAN'T TELL WHAT IT IS>
April3third
April3third
It has suddenly gotten cold outside ,Water has ice on it, Neighborhood children have shown up carrying iceskates ready to play hockey. You would have to referee. They argue about not enough space for their hockey. Complain you need a bigger pool.
April3third
April3third
I wish for a new house with electric heat and someone else to pay the heating costs.
April3third
April3third
You get that cabin in the woods with no neighbors but then they start a logging camp with all the noisy machinery and lots of employees who camp out while working.

I wish the world would stop using scented burning products.
April3third
April3third
The world will stop being so predictable when the next large meteor hits a large city.

I wish the global warming would stop.
deleted_user
deleted_user
I have a map with out any island on it will that do for now ? and I have an island with out any maps on it. Maybe Rikers island would be a good place for you to go you will not have too many visitors


i wish my yard as full of beautiful gardens
April3third
April3third
The "road not taken " would be gentrified with million dollar condos and smarmy restaurants but they would all be infested with fleas, lice and ticks that did not respond to any insecticides so they closed for good.
April3third
April3third
I wish I could hire a cook for a week.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Hiring a cook for a week would not get you want you want to each... it only gets you want they want to cook you.
April3third
April3third
Sigh------.

I wish I could go back to college and take a course in philosophy.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Ok granted it will be an all male school you will have to have a sex change



i wish i was a movie producer.
April3third
April3third
You can be a movie producer but you have only terrible actors to work with.


I wish I could be a size 12.
deleted_user
deleted_user
SIZE 12 YOU GOT IT BABE .WHAT DO YOU WANT YOUR OTHER FOOT SIZE TO BE?


I NEED TO DROP 100 POUNDS FAST . CAN YOU HELP ME?
deleted_user
deleted_user
Ouch. You just dropped a 100 pound dumb bell on my foot.

Mamob...the size 12 foot gave me a good chuckle :) Thanks for that.

I need to be home in 5 minutes, but it takes me 20 minutes...can you help me?