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Grant a Wish

Dixe4me
Dixe4me
The rules are simple! Grant the wish of the person above you, with a horrible twist of some sort, make it as funny as you can, and then post a wish of your own!

Example, I might wish for a cup of coffee.

Answer: Granted, here's your cup of coffee with sand instead of cream, stired slowly by a frog swimming in the middle.

Ready?
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I wish I had a Embroidery sewing machine.
deleted_user
deleted_user
GRANTED BUT NOW YOU HAVE 10 TIMES MORE THING THAT NEED TO BE DONE WITH A DEADLINE.


I WISH MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS LIVED CLOSER TO ME.
Dixe4me
Dixe4me
LOL, Wala! Now they are constantly pestering you to do this and do that. Raiding your kitchen, constantly popping in and giving you no peace, oh and lets not forget the bickering amongst siblings! lol (p.s. that's why I moved 3,000 miles away!)

I wish I had life to do over
deleted_user
deleted_user
Do you really? POOF! Well, you didn't specify and now you came back as a cat.

I wish I had a little extra money to get some repairs done around the house.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Okay! Granted but you made poor choices on what to fix...should have done the plumbing....you have a nasty swirling mess in your livingroom ...overflowed from bathroom and ruined everything from the knees down including made the foundation disintergrate into dust.


I wish all the foods that were awful for us, but taste soooooo good, were suddenly fat free without losing the taste.
deleted_user
deleted_user
GRANTED BUT NOW NOTHING TASTE GOOD ANYMORE.

I WISH I HAD A MAID AND HANDY MAN FOR ONE WEEK
Dixe4me
Dixe4me
Granted but the maid stole the mild and the handyman run off with the spoon! (lol sorry)

I wish I had the energy of my nine year old!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted ...... you have the energy of your nine old old and also his bed time

I wish I had some CHOCOLATE !!!!
deleted_user
deleted_user
granted! Will send some in a wrapped parcel- the best I can find on the market just for you! The Smoothest, sweetest, finest you have ever tasted!
Some with filling and others just the chocolate-but all of them melting in your mouth! xxxx

I wish I had more time for myself!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted and now no one pays any attention to you.

I wish spring was here soon.
deleted_user
deleted_user
It's almost here but you have to spring up very high to pull it down

I wish I had a maid.
deleted_user
deleted_user
GRANTED...........BUT SHE IS VERY LAZY AND EATS ALL YOUR FOOD.

I WISH I COULD BLINK AND MY HOUSE WOULD BE CLEAN.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted, but you have a dystonic condition called blepharospasm and you blink all the time...so that before you can eat your plate is clean and before you can go to bed it is made up again and before you can take a bath the tub is empty and sparkling...

I wish that all the "pork" would be taken out of legislative bills so that taxes would be less.
deleted_user
deleted_user
OK.JUST READ THE POST ABOUT NOT BEING TOO SERIOUS!!!

I wish that I had a good looking guy come to my house every day to give me a massage. :)
deleted_user
deleted_user
Poof, he's yours...poor guy cries during the whole massage and has a really high pitched voice. AND if that isn't a deal breaker, he stops every so often to pick his nose...:-)

I wish I could stay home from work today!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted! You now have a maid but she is also very lazy and has no idea what cleaning product to use and ruins everything from mirrors to sinks to paneling to carpet in your house. Looks like a kid wents nuts with bleach and paints! LOL! (Change your mind?)


I wish I had really good all kinds of medical insurance for both me and hubby. LOL! This I am sure will be good.....come on give it to me....