Your wish is granted but the man becomes very meek and boring by always saying nothing but Yes, dear so you toss him back and try again.
I wish I could always think of something clever to reply to these questions.

YOUR REPLYS WILL BE SO VERY CLEVER THAT YOU WILL OUT DO ALL THE OTHERS PLAYING THE GAME. THEN YOU WILL BE KICK OUT OF THE GROUP AND SAD AND LONELEY. BUT YOU WILL STILL BE CLEVER. AND THAT IS NOT HALF BAD FOR SOME ONE WHO WAS AT ONE TIME NOT CLEVER AT ALL. WE WILL MISS YOU

I WISH I WORKED IN THE COMPLIANT DEPARTMENT

You may work in the complaint department but all the merchandise is broken and non refundable.

I wish I could have a canoe.

you will be happy to get a new canoe but there is a big hole in it and no paddle and the rive has gone dry.



i need some throw down excuses to play the next game with

You could be mortally wounded from fighting a duel, you could have a throwing up virus, you could be off to join a convent, you could be lost in the Himalayas, you could think of better excuses yourself.

I need to learn some new things.

I HAVE SOME OF THAT WONDERFUL PAPER YOU ASK FOR ! YOU ARE IN LUCK I HAVE TONS OF IT . I FOUND IT TO GREAT TO PAINT ON I USE IT ALL THE TIME BUT I DO NOT USE IT JUST FOR WATER COLOR . I USE IT OR I MEAN MY CAT USES IT .SHE DOES WONDERFUL WORK AND I HAVE SOLD MANY OF HER PEE BY CAT WORKS OF ART BUT IF YOU WANT THE PAPER AND YOU DON'T MIND THAT IS HAS BEEN USED AND I DO MEAN WELL USED, COME ON DOWN TO TEXAS AND GET IT. I WOULD SUGGEST YOU BRING A CLOTHES PIN

ALL I WANT IS A NEVER ENDING SUPPLY OF INK FOR MY PRINTER

Here is your ink - it is made with glue.

All I want is an exercise mat for my Wii.

you shall have that mat it is called the floor with a towel on it get to exercising and forget about your comfort. 1.2 1.2 1.2 1.2 1.2 12 up down up down lift lift lift bend bend bend no rest for you

i need a big filing system

You have just won 25 brand new red filing cabinets but they are in the Himalayas and the Yaks are all tired.

I still need someone to week my lawn.

if I knew what weeking was I might try to week your lawn onec a weed . but weeking seems so wimpy and I am strong so I could never week not even in a lawn.

I wish I could fine a sweet little kitten to give my friend.

Here is a darling little kitten but he belongs to the sheriff who will not part with him but he has six dogs you can have instead. They are trained to bark in unison at every sound.

I wish I could find someone else who knows what weeking the lawn means.

ok here are your brushes I got 10 of each size real cheap they are used and never been cleaned.

I wish I had enough free time to play games on DS

Granted - your pool's water is warm and heated but it has catfish running all around it and they are so hungry all they want to do is chew on your toes.

I wish I had a motorhome to travel from California to New York City.

voila! you now have your motorhome. Did you hear that gas just went up to $15 a gallon???

I wish that I had enought money to pay all of my bills this week.