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Grant a Wish

Dixe4me
Dixe4me
The rules are simple! Grant the wish of the person above you, with a horrible twist of some sort, make it as funny as you can, and then post a wish of your own!

Example, I might wish for a cup of coffee.

Answer: Granted, here's your cup of coffee with sand instead of cream, stired slowly by a frog swimming in the middle.

Ready?
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I wish I had a Embroidery sewing machine.
Dixe4me
Dixe4me
Granted but one day the heater over heats and melts the liner of the pool.

I wish I had my own personal chef:)
deleted_user
deleted_user
GRANTED BUT HE CANT EVEN BOIL WATER AND YOU FIND ASHES FROM HIS CIGARETTE IN YOUR FOOD

I WISH I COULD HIDE FROM EVERYONE FOR ONE DAY
deleted_user
deleted_user
But you miss us all so much..... because you never see another person again....you are lost forever alone! Sniff! Sniff!


I wish I had a robot to load my dishwasher! LOL!
deleted_user
deleted_user
GRANTED BUT THE ROBOT PUTS EVERYTHING IN THE WASHER DISHES - FOOD - FURNCHER - LAMPS - COMPUTER ETC.

I WISH I COULD SWIM
Dixe4me
Dixe4me
Granted but it seems that minnow and other little fishes are attracted to you like bees to honey and they nibble at your feet and legs everytime you get in the water.

I wish I had some ice cream right now.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted but while it looks like there are choc chips they turn out to be rat droppings.


I wish I had a lovely sports car - pale blue.
deleted_user
deleted_user
GRANTED BUT THE BIRDS LIKE THE CAR TO AND COVER IT FOR YOU

I WISH I COULD TAKE A VACTION TO THE MOUNTAINS
deleted_user
deleted_user
Voila! You are in the mountains but....you fall and break both legs and only get to watch the skiing from the window of a hut...all the hotels were booked up and you are out of money...stranded!


Go to work for me and hubbys work too!
deleted_user
deleted_user
GRANTED BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO SO YOU WORK LOAD IS TWICE AS MUCH WHEN YOU RETURN TO WORK


WISH I COULD GROW A PRETTY FLOWER GARDEN
BrokenShoulder
BrokenShoulder
Wish granted, but all the flowers are really weeds

I wish that my hot flashes would go away!
deleted_user
deleted_user
GRANTED BUT NOW YOUR COLD ALL THE TIME

I WISH I COULD SLEEP MORE THAN 4 HOURS AT A TIME
BrokenShoulder
BrokenShoulder
me too, angel! LOL

Wish granted, but now you can only stay AWAKE 4 hours at a time

I wish the economy would get better soon!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Wish granted however Use your imagination all I can do is add dry ice see the steam coming off the pool?????



I wish I could stand in a completley peaceful place for 20 minutes each day.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Granted but you find that you are standing in a crocodile and leech infested swamp. Run for your life.


I wish that we could shift from here and live by the beach.
deleted_user
deleted_user
For BrokenShoulder - the economy is great - in fact it is so good that there are too many jobs and the country has to get workers from the other countries to fill the jobs, they can't speak English and all they want to do is sit around and eat and drink all day.