It is the best! But you didn't pay your cable bill so your cable is off.

I wish that my day off wasn't almost over.

YOUR DAY OFF WILL LAST FOR EVER BUT YOU WILL LOSE YOUR JOB AND YOU PAY CHECK AND YOU HOUSE AND YOUR CAR . YOU WILL UP AN CREEK WITH OUT A PADDEL BUT YOU STILL HAVE YOUR DAY OFF KIDDO.


I WANT A ARM LONG ENOUGH TO REACH EVERY ITCH I GET

You have a tube of every windsor newton watercolor series aa but you have nothing to draw on and you are in the desert fifty miles from the nearest store or useful tree bark.

I wish I had a chance to meet James Galway and take a series of flute lessons from him.

You will meet Mr.Galway but he is not teaching flute any more he has taken up HipHop and is starting a class on Kick drum, sub bass, snare, clap, brass instruments like trumpets, hi hat, piano and the ues of truntables

. I hope you are not too disipointed .

I just want a weekend slumber party with all my old school friend. a buch of old ladies getting together should be lots of fun.

( I am devasted. See above.)

You will get your weekend slumber party with all your old friends but they will not stop slumbering and wake up.

I just want to see blue skies and feel the soft warm tropical breezes.

you will get that blue sky right a long with the hot tropical sun that will burn you skin and the tropical breeze will be so warm that you skin will dry up and crack and bleed and your hair will be in you face all the time blowing and whipping in your eyes. have fun in the burn unit of the hospital .

i wish some one would come decorate my house for Christmas.

I will gladly decorate your house for Christmas but I will use only orange and purple.

I wish someone would teach me the right way to hem slacks.

I will show you my way of meming slacks (What are slacks? us scottish people do'nt do armerican) with big safety pins, there you go the right way to do it in scotland (note normally take to dressmaker to alter)

I want to win the lottery, so I can give all the money to deserving charity's!!!!!!!!!!

I will show you my way of meming slacks (What are slacks? us scottish people do'nt do armerican) with big safety pins, there you go the right way to do it in scotland (note normally take to dressmaker to alter)

I want to win the lottery, so I can give all the money to deserving charity's!!!!!!!!!!

Ok you win big time and I am the deserving charity . So hand it over


I wish I knew all there was to know a cooking great food.

ok you will know all there is to cook every great meal in the world, but you are lost in the middle of the desert with no water and no matches, and because I'm nice you can have a bag of tatties.


let there be no war in the world

Ok there is no more war but do you realize how many people will be out of work now .You see the rose garden is beautiful but with the beautiful rose we have to take the thorns too. life is hard no matter what bad thing we take away it wil take a way good jobs that put food in mouth and life for others.


I wish teen agers had a lot more common since and used it

ok you have your wish they have all the common sense and use it from 10 years old, so they now have no need for parents and are ready to strike out on there own at age 10 (mmmmm might be going against the rules you might be glad to get rid of kids at age 10)

I wish for a house that was always tidy without me having to do any tidying

You will need quit magic potion for that wish do you know any witches I don't . I am sending you a robot vacume cleaner . But look out it bumps into stuff . At least your house will have clean floors ands you will have a bigg butt because you stopped cleaning house. You will be named the lasy butt of the year and Good House Keeping mag will put you buut in the center fold.

I wish i could train a man to do what i want him to do and not have him gripe about having to do it.