Granted - here is your machine, in order to make it work though you will have to peddle fast.


I wish I lived by the beach


(great game Dixie)

Granted-along with the beach you get all the slimey seaweed hanging from your door knobs,clothes line and everywhere else. And crusted sea salt on your skin! YUCK!

I wish I I didn't have to do house work.

Granted - but along with that you will get infested with mice, rats, cockroaches and all sorts of vermins living in your food and clothes. And the smell of all the excrement - Oh phew!!!!!!! really putrid


I wish I could be in the same time zones as my friends.

Ugh! You are cruel Hathani!! lol

Granted ( you would pick a hard one:) but with that same time zone you will constantly have sever jet leg hopping back and forth all over the country and then be too tired to chat with us!


I wish school would hurry up and start:)

Granted- but the gas problem at the school closes it until Nov. and the boys will have to stay home and their friends will be staying over lots because other parents are out of state.

I wish I could go on holidays.

Cruel Cruel you guys are so cruel to me1!!! lol


Granted BillyJackTu You holiday's will be full of congested airports, then you'll have to sit in the hot plane for an hour waiting for take off, your luggage will get lost, the tour bus breaks down and the waiters spill tea on your brand new white blouse, the hotel has cockroaches....(guess I better stop lol)


I wish I could go see the Promise land.

Your wish is granted, but like Moses it will be from a distance and you will have to wait as there is this barrier between you and it - look but don't touch,


I wish I could visit some of my DS friends.

(why should I make things easy for you? LOL)

Wish Granted!! You could visit me! YOu would love it here....husband yelling out orders, kids fighting non stop, dog and cat chasing each other around and around the house. There's only one bathroom...hope you got a strong bladder cause you'll have to share with 6!!! You must have good balance to walk over dog toys, pillows and blankets and movies that the kids are always dragging out. Loud TV and we stay up late! Doesn't it sound exciting! LOL OH and I don't cook much anymore so you might get a little hungry :)


I wish my kids would play peacefully!

Wish granted but you will have to feed, clothe and educate the two dozen other children that have arrived to help them play peacefully. And they are all growing boys with appetites that seem like they are bottomless pits.


I wish that I could get my little pool's water heated so I could swim.

FORGET IT THEN...LET THEM FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL


Granted ....but you don't get to swim because the heat burned a hole in the side of the pool and all the water drained out :( And now all that's left is green algae. Course you could slip slide into shape :)


Wish I could take a trip to Michigan.

Granted, I am right here in MIchigan. You only have until October to get here, tho, unless you like the cold and snow.

I wish I had a fairy godmother.

Granted *POOF* but she doesn't hear very well and she mistakes everything you say...poor thing and she is German (sorry) lol

I wish I could sing.

do ra me fa so la te do!!!!!! You got it, but now you have to take the lead in High School Musical. Can you dance? How will you look in a mini skirt?

I wish Mr. Right would come rescue me from my utter lonliness.

That just wasn't nice! You know how I would look in a mini skirt!!!!


Ok wish granted but first you gotta kiss the toad, and inherit a few warts :)

I wish I could sleep without meds!