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A guy calls a company and orders their 5 day- 10 lb. Weight loss program.
Next day there is a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and sign Around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, If you can catch me you can have me.
With out a second thought , he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day , he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. As promised
He calls the company and orders there 5-day/ 20 pound program.
The next day there is a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She if wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, If you catch me you can have me!
Well hes out the door like a shot. The girl is in excellent shape and he does his best , but no such luck.
So the next four days , the same routine happens with him gradually getting in and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs him self , he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs as promised!
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/ 50 pound program.
Are you sure ? Ask the rep on the phone? This is our most rigorous program?
Absolutely he replies I havent felt this good in years!
THE NEXT DAY THERE IS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND WHEN HE OPENS HE FINDS A HUGE MUSCULAR MAN THERE WEARING NOTHING BUT PINK RUNNING SHOES AND A SIGN AROUND HIS NECK , THAT READS :
IF I CATCH YOU YOUR MINE!
HE LOST 63 POUNDS THAT WEEK!
Next day there is a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and sign Around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, If you can catch me you can have me.
With out a second thought , he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day , he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. As promised
He calls the company and orders there 5-day/ 20 pound program.
The next day there is a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She if wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, If you catch me you can have me!
Well hes out the door like a shot. The girl is in excellent shape and he does his best , but no such luck.
So the next four days , the same routine happens with him gradually getting in and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs him self , he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs as promised!
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/ 50 pound program.
Are you sure ? Ask the rep on the phone? This is our most rigorous program?
Absolutely he replies I havent felt this good in years!
THE NEXT DAY THERE IS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND WHEN HE OPENS HE FINDS A HUGE MUSCULAR MAN THERE WEARING NOTHING BUT PINK RUNNING SHOES AND A SIGN AROUND HIS NECK , THAT READS :
IF I CATCH YOU YOUR MINE!
HE LOST 63 POUNDS THAT WEEK!
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LOL
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That was too funny,thanks for posting.
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hahahahaha hilarious! i love your jokes!
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