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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with there head and women think with there heart. For example: One even last week, my girl friend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts up and she eventually says I dont feel like it, I just want you to hold me.
I said what????!! What was that?
So she said the words that every boy friend on the planet dreads to hear Youre just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man. She responds to my puzzled look by saying. Cant you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldnt decide which one to take so I told her we would just buy them all! She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you.. She was so excited! She must have thought I was one short wave of a ship wreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesnt even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said. Thats fine , honey.
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, I think this is all Dear , lets go to the cashier.!
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, No honey , I dont feel like it.
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?
I then said honey ! I just want you to hold this stuff for a while . Youre just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman. And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me , I added, Why cant you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?
Apparently I am not having Sex tonight either.
Well, the passion starts up and she eventually says I dont feel like it, I just want you to hold me.
I said what????!! What was that?
So she said the words that every boy friend on the planet dreads to hear Youre just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man. She responds to my puzzled look by saying. Cant you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldnt decide which one to take so I told her we would just buy them all! She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you.. She was so excited! She must have thought I was one short wave of a ship wreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesnt even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said. Thats fine , honey.
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, I think this is all Dear , lets go to the cashier.!
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, No honey , I dont feel like it.
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?
I then said honey ! I just want you to hold this stuff for a while . Youre just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman. And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me , I added, Why cant you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?
Apparently I am not having Sex tonight either.
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My 6mo twin DD's are EBF and just started rice cereal on the first. Everything has been going fine except this morning one of them had a diaper rash (lots of redness around her anus). I read this as one of the signs of an allergy. BUT I did just buy a different brand diaper yesterday (which they have used randomly before w/no issues). Do you think its the cereal or the diaper? Im ready to start...
Second, buying things are not how you give her what she wants emotionally. You would probably had gotten further if you would have just spent time with her. Maybe, just hold her and tell her you love her. Tell her why you love her. Do something fun with her. Maybe that will help.
Good luck.
I about fell off my chair laughing my ass off! I really didnt do this! I put it up for hummor to make you guys laugh!
And you guys are all serious thinking man this dude needs some advice! Whoa this is some serious shit man!
I thought I would come over here and try and make you guys laugh. Did I come to the wrong section? I just want to make people laugh even for a moment, Ok so people lighten up is that ok? I read some blogs on here and you guys are hurtin bad so I decided to do somthing different. I did ask premission first :}
As such .. it does have some laugh to it.
Thank you for your intentions.
haha
But yeah you posted in the wrong section. You should have posted under fun and games or off topic posts and stated earlier that it was a joke.
Good one.
I can take a joke. I love joking around. I actually find it therapuetic, or sidestepping my true pain. Everyone won't appreciate that.
But that was a good one.
I even wondered about you age. My man (51) jokes about me "initiating launch codes". At my age, I don't worry about pregnancy, diseases (we are in an exclusive relationship). I would never get him going and turn away from him. Just seems cruel. He puts it down well and I WANT it. Never felt felt so deserving and free in my life.
The end of your joke was cruel & funny to me.