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A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.
'What's up?' she asks.
'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband..
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up
And says, "Mommy Mommy Aunty Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe & she has no clothes on"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband..
Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.
'You rotten Bitch', she screams.
'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!'
She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.
'What's up?' she asks.
'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband..
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up
And says, "Mommy Mommy Aunty Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe & she has no clothes on"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband..
Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.
'You rotten Bitch', she screams.
'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!'
KublaKhan
LMO!! Thanks :)
deleted_user
funny lol
Christopher22
lmao
deleted_user
Lol to continue with the humor I'm having a blond moment so I dont get it!
deleted_user
lol
deleted_user
hehe...thanks for makin me smile :)
deleted_user
good one!
deleted_user
Giggles
deleted_user
tee hee...you always make me smile!
deleted_user
Hahahahahahaha!!! DOH!!
SwordDancer
HEHEHE!
nancy71611
Sorry but as a natural blonde I just don't find it funny. If it said black or cuban, would it still be funny or would those people be offended? I just thing the dumb blonde thing is getting old. Alot of we dumb blondes are making millions as actresses,models,dancers, etc. Not to mention in the business world. So we aren't all dumb. I think we need to move into the 21st century and stop judging others by hair color, skin color, ethnicity.. We're all in this world together, just tring to get by.
CUDAMAN
Thanks for the response you guys. Maybe your all back now. This is what I needed:}
deleted_user
thanks for the laugh :)
SunCloudJD
hahaha....xo
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Hey All...I hope that you have a lovely, peaceful beginning of your weekI have a bunch of chores that need doing but may put them off til tomorrow and just hang out with my landlord/roomie todayWhat about you?...Anything special going on?Have a great day and take good care of you!!..Xo
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Once again I've had a fever today. I'm not going to the hospital because that's a huge waste of time but I did schedule a dr appointment for Wednesday afternoon.
