Bipolar Disorder Support Group
Bipolar disorder is not just a single disorder, but a category of mood disorders marked by periods of abnormally high energy and euphoria, often accompanied by bouts of clinical depression. This is the place to talk about your experience with bipolar disorder, learn from others' experiences, and find support.
WALMART HAS EVERYTHING!
Joe says to Mike behind him, My elbow hurts like hell. I guess Id better see a doctor! Listen you dont have to spend that kind of money ! Mike replies!
Theres a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you whats wrong in ten seconds and it cost ten dollars! its a lot cheaper than a doctor. So Joe deposits the urine in a sample jar and takes it to Wal- Mart.
He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and ask for a urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later , the computer ejects a printout :
You have tennis elbow Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy lifting . It will improve in two weeks..
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if he could trick the computer.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine sample from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits the ten dollars, pours in the concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following message:
1. Your tap water is to hard.. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bath him in anti-fungal shampoo (Aisle 7).
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her to rehab.
4. Your wife if pregnant. Twins : There not yours: Get a Lawyer.
5. If you dont stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!
Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!
Joe says to Mike behind him, My elbow hurts like hell. I guess Id better see a doctor! Listen you dont have to spend that kind of money ! Mike replies!
Theres a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you whats wrong in ten seconds and it cost ten dollars! its a lot cheaper than a doctor. So Joe deposits the urine in a sample jar and takes it to Wal- Mart.
He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and ask for a urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later , the computer ejects a printout :
You have tennis elbow Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy lifting . It will improve in two weeks..
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if he could trick the computer.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine sample from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits the ten dollars, pours in the concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following message:
1. Your tap water is to hard.. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bath him in anti-fungal shampoo (Aisle 7).
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her to rehab.
4. Your wife if pregnant. Twins : There not yours: Get a Lawyer.
5. If you dont stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!
Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!
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Here is my new brother, copper :) He's so tiny! Moo and Tuck were ok with him on first meeting. Rocket due to his severe aggression will never meet Cooper.
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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTDeA9Wxg/
It'd be nice to have a heads up once in a while.
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Your birthday, and we get the Present!!!! ((((BIG HUG)))))