Bipolar Disorder Support Group
Bipolar disorder is not just a single disorder, but a category of mood disorders marked by periods of abnormally high energy and euphoria, often accompanied by bouts of clinical depression. This is the place to talk about your experience with bipolar disorder, learn from others' experiences, and find support.
A guy calls a company and orders their 5 day- 10 lb. Weight loss program.
Next day there is a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and sign Around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, If you can catch me you can have me.
With out a second thought , he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day , he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. As promised
He calls the company and orders there 5-day/ 20 pound program.
The next day there is a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She if wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, If you catch me you can have me!
Well hes out the door like a shot. The girl is in excellent shape and he does his best , but no such luck.
So the next four days , the same routine happens with him gradually getting in and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs him self , he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs as promised!
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/ 50 pound program.
Are you sure ? Ask the rep on the phone? This is our most rigorous program?
Absolutely he replies I havent felt this good in years!
THE NEXT DAY THERE IS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND WHEN HE OPENS HE FINDS A HUGE MUSCULAR MAN THERE WEARING NOTHING BUT PINK RUNNING SHOES AND A SIGN AROUND HIS NECK , THAT READS :
F I CATCH YOU YOUR MINE!
HE LOST 63 POUNDS THAT WEEK!
Next day there is a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and sign Around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, If you can catch me you can have me.
With out a second thought , he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day , he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. As promised
He calls the company and orders there 5-day/ 20 pound program.
The next day there is a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She if wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, If you catch me you can have me!
Well hes out the door like a shot. The girl is in excellent shape and he does his best , but no such luck.
So the next four days , the same routine happens with him gradually getting in and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs him self , he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs as promised!
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/ 50 pound program.
Are you sure ? Ask the rep on the phone? This is our most rigorous program?
Absolutely he replies I havent felt this good in years!
THE NEXT DAY THERE IS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND WHEN HE OPENS HE FINDS A HUGE MUSCULAR MAN THERE WEARING NOTHING BUT PINK RUNNING SHOES AND A SIGN AROUND HIS NECK , THAT READS :
F I CATCH YOU YOUR MINE!
HE LOST 63 POUNDS THAT WEEK!
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Hey All...I hope that you have a lovely, peaceful beginning of your weekI have a bunch of chores that need doing but may put them off til tomorrow and just hang out with my landlord/roomie todayWhat about you?...Anything special going on?Have a great day and take good care of you!!..Xo
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Once again I've had a fever today. I'm not going to the hospital because that's a huge waste of time but I did schedule a dr appointment for Wednesday afternoon.
When I saw the title "The Fart Diet", I KNEW. I swear, I KNEW, it was Cudaman.