MyMiniMonk

Following are entries to a contest by The Washington Post, in which respondents had to write a two-line romantic poem...except that the last line had to be as un-romantic as the first line was...

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE NICKNAMES* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.* If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to...

I miss him.  Why?  I have no idea.  But when I think about going back, I get this sick feeling in my stomach.  Go back to what?  Getting punched in the head?  Being told that I'm a worthless...

Leaving was easy.  Being mad at him after leaving was easy too.  Just remember the bad things.The only time I cried was while talking to him.  He said, "I feel like you don't want me anymore..." ...

Skinny Dippers An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and...

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette  convertibleout of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushedit to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had ...

FORREST GUMP GOES to HEAVEN   The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes toHeaven. He is at The Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed,And Forrest approaches...

Now, obviously, I am NOT a man...  But I got this in my email, and I had to share it with everyone else.  Jokes are always funniest when shared with others and you make them laugh too!!!  ~Melinda...

Why God loves blondesYou are going to love this.......A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides...

I went downtown to the Police Headquarters today.  I got a call yesterday to see this detective about the domestic violence case.  I wasn't too nervous going in.  It was when I left that I felt...

When does it get better?  When do I stop caring what he does or where he goes?  When will I be able to sleep at night?  The whole marriage has been nothing but heartache for me.  In his eyes I...

I LEFT!!!I left him for good!  I feel so GREAT!!!So, today we got into a fight and he smashed a kitchen chair, broke the cabinet door on the microwave cart, threatened to burn down the house and...

Last night, I made dinner as usual, and kept it warm until he got home from work.  I'm not doing it out of fear, I just figured I'll keep the peace until I get out.  When he got home, he was...

I just heard some very sad news today.  Yesterday, the woman who I talked about in my journal on May 25th, passed away.All I can say is that they need to get that guy for murder- and I am not one...