MyMiniMonk

(Most of you have seen this before- but I just got it in an email, and I laugh everytime I read it...) Letter To PetsTo be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - snoutheight. Dear Dogs and...

So, it's been a long while since I wrote anything on here...Jonathan starts kindergarten tomorrow and WOW he's getting so big!!  Bittersweet I guess- all of you parents can understand how I feel,...

WHERE WOULD YOU BE:IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES?IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES?IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOUIF - YOUR BATH WATER HAD BEEN RUN? IF - YOU HAD THE...

No matter what you call it, no matter where you start, you will go around it and end up right back at the starting point.  It gets dizzying......Unless you have the sense to get out of those circles.

I know I've said it before...  But I have to complain somehow, since I'm not allowed to out loud...Home by 9, off phone and computer shortly after, in bed by 10-10:30...  OMFG!!!!  I'm just so...

I've been gone 9 weeks.  Maybe 10?  I don't remember, I'll have to look at a calender.  My mother is driving me crazy!!!  I have no freedom, I had more freedom with my husband.  I've traded one...

    A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the...

Saturday was Rob's birthday, and he wanted to see Jonathan.  My aunt called me around 11:30am said she had 4 tickets to Cedar Point that were only good for that day.  It being his birthday and...

 0A Red Skelton on making a perfect marriage1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have alittle beverage, good food and companionshipShe goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.2. We also sleep...

Following are entries to a contest by The Washington Post, in which respondents had to write a two-line romantic poem...except that the last line had to be as un-romantic as the first line was...

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE NICKNAMES* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.* If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to...

I miss him.  Why?  I have no idea.  But when I think about going back, I get this sick feeling in my stomach.  Go back to what?  Getting punched in the head?  Being told that I'm a worthless...

Leaving was easy.  Being mad at him after leaving was easy too.  Just remember the bad things.The only time I cried was while talking to him.  He said, "I feel like you don't want me anymore..." ...

Skinny Dippers An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and...

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette  convertibleout of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushedit to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had ...