MyMiniMonk

Where do I begin?  It's been a long time since I've written anything on here other than jokes to let everyone know I'm still alive.  Things have been crazy lately, and I have had so much confusion...

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and continues smoking....

Well, I have decided to pick myself up off of the floor.  I am moving on!!  I've just had enough of his crap finally.  Last night, he called over and over again.  He kept on making excuses for...

This is an old one, but I still laugh everytime I see it.  Reminds me of my stbx, but this just makes it easier.  I hated those wet towels on the bed!!!   How to  shower like a woman...   ...

There are people that make me smile and on the outside I may look like everything's fine- but the truth is, I'm just hiding the pain.  When the house gets quiet and everyone's gone to bed, I'm alone...

The Funeral Stone.Sam died. His willprovided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed theaffair, his wife, Sarah turned to her oldest and dearest friend. 'Well, I'msure Sam would...

(Most of you have seen this before- but I just got it in an email, and I laugh everytime I read it...) Letter To PetsTo be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - snoutheight. Dear Dogs and...

So, it's been a long while since I wrote anything on here...Jonathan starts kindergarten tomorrow and WOW he's getting so big!!  Bittersweet I guess- all of you parents can understand how I feel,...

WHERE WOULD YOU BE:IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES?IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES?IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOUIF - YOUR BATH WATER HAD BEEN RUN? IF - YOU HAD THE...

No matter what you call it, no matter where you start, you will go around it and end up right back at the starting point.  It gets dizzying......Unless you have the sense to get out of those circles.

I know I've said it before...  But I have to complain somehow, since I'm not allowed to out loud...Home by 9, off phone and computer shortly after, in bed by 10-10:30...  OMFG!!!!  I'm just so...

I've been gone 9 weeks.  Maybe 10?  I don't remember, I'll have to look at a calender.  My mother is driving me crazy!!!  I have no freedom, I had more freedom with my husband.  I've traded one...

    A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the...

Saturday was Rob's birthday, and he wanted to see Jonathan.  My aunt called me around 11:30am said she had 4 tickets to Cedar Point that were only good for that day.  It being his birthday and...

 0A Red Skelton on making a perfect marriage1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have alittle beverage, good food and companionshipShe goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.2. We also sleep...