Bipolar Disorder Support Group
Bipolar disorder is not just a single disorder, but a category of mood disorders marked by periods of abnormally high energy and euphoria, often accompanied by bouts of clinical depression. This is the place to talk about your experience with bipolar disorder, learn from others' experiences, and find support.
Three elderly golfers are walking down the green.
"Sixty is the worst age to be," says the 60-year-old, "You always feel
like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens."
"Ah, that's nothing," says the 70-year-old. "When you're 70, you don't
have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the
lavatory all day and nothing happens."
"Actually," says the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asks the 60-year-old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6.00 am. I pee like a racehorse .... no
problem at all."
"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6.30 am."
Puzzled by this, the 60-yar-old says, "Let's get this straight. You pee
every morning at 6.00 am and poop every morning at 6.30 am. So what's so
tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until seven."
"Sixty is the worst age to be," says the 60-year-old, "You always feel
like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens."
"Ah, that's nothing," says the 70-year-old. "When you're 70, you don't
have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the
lavatory all day and nothing happens."
"Actually," says the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asks the 60-year-old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6.00 am. I pee like a racehorse .... no
problem at all."
"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6.30 am."
Puzzled by this, the 60-yar-old says, "Let's get this straight. You pee
every morning at 6.00 am and poop every morning at 6.30 am. So what's so
tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until seven."
Ok here's one
This old woman goes into the doctors office. The doctor says "what are you here for today?"
The old woman replies "Well I have gas. I fart all day long. But it's always silent and it never smells bad. Just today I was passing wind in the waiting room and no one seemed to notice at all."
So the doctor writes her a prescription and tells her to come back in two weeks.
Two weeks later....
Doctor " How did those pills work for you?"
Old lady " They don't work at all! Not only do I still have gass all day but they are really loud and smell terrible!"
Doctor. "well now that your ears and nose have cleared up here's a scrip for your gas."
Those look like some serious smoked some dinner glasses!
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