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A guy calls a company and orders their 5 day- 10 lb. Weight loss program.
Next day there is a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and sign Around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, If you can catch me you can have me.
With out a second thought , he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day , he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. As promised
He calls the company and orders there 5-day/ 20 pound program.
The next day there is a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She if wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, If you catch me you can have me!
Well hes out the door like a shot. The girl is in excellent shape and he does his best , but no such luck.
So the next four days , the same routine happens with him gradually getting in and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs him self , he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs as promised!
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/ 50 pound program.
Are you sure ? Ask the rep on the phone? This is our most rigorous program?
Absolutely he replies I havent felt this good in years!
THE NEXT DAY THERE IS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND WHEN HE OPENS HE FINDS A HUGE MUSCULAR MAN THERE WEARING NOTHING BUT PINK RUNNING SHOES AND A SIGN AROUND HIS NECK , THAT READS :
F I CATCH YOU YOUR MINE!
HE LOST 63 POUNDS THAT WEEK!
Next day there is a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and sign Around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, If you can catch me you can have me.
With out a second thought , he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day , he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. As promised
He calls the company and orders there 5-day/ 20 pound program.
The next day there is a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She if wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, If you catch me you can have me!
Well hes out the door like a shot. The girl is in excellent shape and he does his best , but no such luck.
So the next four days , the same routine happens with him gradually getting in and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs him self , he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs as promised!
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/ 50 pound program.
Are you sure ? Ask the rep on the phone? This is our most rigorous program?
Absolutely he replies I havent felt this good in years!
THE NEXT DAY THERE IS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND WHEN HE OPENS HE FINDS A HUGE MUSCULAR MAN THERE WEARING NOTHING BUT PINK RUNNING SHOES AND A SIGN AROUND HIS NECK , THAT READS :
F I CATCH YOU YOUR MINE!
HE LOST 63 POUNDS THAT WEEK!
Thanks I needed that.
PS. I also vists n benifit from DS obesity support group. Recent I had diffrent memebers get mad, really mad at me for repeating what I heard on comic central show on tv.
Quite a few on that support group.Told me that jokes/humor are not allowed because it is strickly a support group : I
I like endorphirns.that group doesn't.
they wanted DS to ban me on that group.I even cleaned it up before sharing.
I would like to share your post/this post but on that group,DS has warned me.I'm grateful that I wasn't banned.
Admiral .. that's ridiculous.. stay here with us.. we can handle humor.. they sound like a bunch of sad whiners if they can handle a joke..
Where my nutty freinds go? :-}