U need to cut out gluten, sugar, caffine, all veggies that are the color of the american flag, fat, carbs, fruit with acid, dairy, soy, all food colorings, anything pre packaged in a box, Veggies not grown in you own garden, all processed meats and cheeses, potatoes, all green vegetables, (and I know ive heard so many more) from your diet and you will start to feel better...

(Once again scratching head)... So basically I should just eat cardboard or starve??? WTF

I also love this:
DR. SAYS: You need exercise, start walking.
ME: Uh, Due to swelling I cant even go to the bathroom.
DR: well, you should go to the pool
ME: Uh, I turn into a walking sunburn as soon as the sun touches my skin.
DR: You need physcial therapy.
ME: Uh,What part of swelling didnt you understand the first time...
DR: Maybe you can join a gym.
ME: Uh, I am a single mother that lives on SSD with no insurance and you are sucking me dry.
JACKASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kimber... LOL exactly! So ridiculous- makes me want to scream.

OH-- AND--------- it.....**must be** .... without a doubt... ( lets hear it folks)
" ORGANIC! " Taa daaaa!

Ah... I didn't know it was just that easy!

I hear people say of others: "She just likes the attention....there's nothing really wrong with her."

Oh, yes, and even
"walking by a smoker outside a building will cause a flare. Even if you hold your breath until you reach the 10th floor."

Yep, actually had someone say that to me as I signed in to a specialist office on the 10th floor.
Guess I should stop breathing all together. \

Hey, now that would stop my chronic pain!!! LOL

I have asthma and chronic pain and the only thing that happens when I walk by a whole gaggle of smokes (because I just feel like gaggle is a fun word) is I cough for like a second and then I am 100% better. No magical flare ups or death....how odd. Anyone have an answer for this??
O and who here is still eating food that isn't organic (or basically labelled to get all the health nuts to buy it even though it isn't much if any better than all the other food out there)?...I am so ashamed.
And why are such attractive people like us trying to get so much attention from these obviously fake ailments that we have?
I love this attention so much that I am willing to shovel probably around $100,000 or more by the end of this into a black hole and cut myself off from friends and the outside world.

It's the sin in my life....or ...if I would go to church......

No see going to church alone isn't what does it you have to believe in Jesus Christ and that he died for our sins and accept him into your life and then he will your disease (I am not trying to bash religion at all with this just pointing out that since Jesus isn't currently resurrected on Earth he isn't gonna be healing anyone in this lifetime).

You need to loose weight.
But Dr I am 5Lbs underweight
But you still need to loose weight.That is the cure to everything.
Cut out all preservatives, they are bad.

Miches,,
Did you see the one that I posted about the person who told me I was possed by a demon. If I just got an exorcism, I would be all better.

LOL!

Some people are really nuts!

Jesus was resurrected and walked on the earth and then ascended into Heaven. So though He is not here bodily, He sent His Holy Spirit to be with us.
Jesus can and does heal.
I just thought if this was going to get into beliefs then we should see both sides.
Please don't take this wrong, I just felt I needed to say this. I have no ill feeling toward anyone saying what they believe as long as I get to also.

How about this one:

"Have you tried coffee enemas to detox your body of the poisons that cause pain?"

Anyone heard that one?

Paulina,

We are just talking about people who come up with any reason to claim that we are not trying hard enough to treat our CP. Or that it is somehow all our fault for doing or being something other than honest about being in pain.
I don't think anyone is claiming anything regarding faith. It is just not real reasonable to blame disease on demonic possession.

Ok I just heard this one again for the umpteenth time....

" if you would just fiound someone to love/mate it would solve so many of your problems".

Hugs

I got tired of crying and arguing. I just say 'you obviously don't understand so please don't talk to me about it'. I feel better now...emotionally anyway.