LOL, Eeyow

CW, YES Please do send me that article! LOL

CW, you just gotta send it to me too!
i AM CERTAIN that it will be just the perfect miracle. Bet it is some natural suppliment.... or maybe it's a book to read that will work some majic.

Eeyow,

Your's was hysterical and yes, I have heard it before. I am still chuckling.....thanks & hugs, Cathy

I love the one, if you would just get out of bed, get a shower, get dressed
and get out of the house, you will forget your pain.....

I have heard this from well meaning out of state family and also well meaning friends.

It does help most of the time but I do not want to feel guilty about staying in my pjs all the day. I do not discuss pain issues or medical problems with my sisters any more. they wouldn't believe me anyway.....but I thank God that my husband understands and my kids are pretty good....

Off to get my ESI"s (two levells) and hopefully get some relief. I think it will. help enormously. Later friends,

Melinda.

I actually got the "losing weight will help" from a retired doctor! I think he was practising in the dark ages. You know, when a string of garlic around your neck would ward off illness. LOL

I had back pain once. It's bearable. You'll be all right.

"When I had surgery, I only took two or three of those addict meds. I ain't getting addicted to any of that cr*p like _____."

Yeah, if I JUST got up, showered, did my hair, did my makeup, and got into the car..............
hubby'd find me asleep from carbon when I feel asleep in the garage

LOL, this has turned out to be a most entertaining post:)

"i'm tired and sore every day......i just suckitup and don't whine.
ya just gotta be a man and keep goin"

Dixi.....this post is a blast.......thanks for puttin this up

Hmmm,

I read a book once it said all you need to do is breathe

Maybe you just need to get laid

Shopping always makes me feel better and takes my mind off any pain

I saw a commercial about spinal recovery center did you ever try that

You need a good pair of shoes

LOL that was fun

Just stop thinking and talking about it and it'll go away.

Please give me a break

Another one that cracked me up laughing was....

Aftter three days of really difficult, for me, cognitive testing at a university hospital my neurologist said to me, "Well for someone with your obvious cognitive problems you are an intelligent lady".

I had just spent three days failing miserably at their simple tests and his comment just sent me over the edge. Giggle wise! Now I know that I have retained some smarts, but a girl has got to get her giggles in when she can. Hugs!

Let me guess....... MIL?

And yes it is illegal to beat them up or shoot them

OK, having said that you probably would feel better mentally IF YOU COULD GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.

Some people just never get it and no amount of talking will sort that out!