I am definitely making up in my head the disk damage in my back!!!!
LOL

Someone actually said, "Have you tried imagining your bones healing."

Oh, yeah, when I can't sleep they tell me I drink too much tea.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

IMAGINING healing your bones?!?!!! ROFL !!!!!!!!!!!!

All this focusing on the pain is making it worse.... think about something else and like the original poster said... get out more.... it will do you good.
Oh... and what does the doctor say?

You know if you would stay active and busy you wouldn't think of it so much and feel so much better.

Can't you take something for that?

Pauline, if you would just do some exercises or some PT you would get over it.....don't ya know? ;)

"Getting involved in a good book should take your mind of the pain."

Well, no, but it will help me forget about your suggestion.

Dixie, I almost killed myself on that suggestion......
Thanks for the reminder... LOL

Dixie,

They actually told me they "healed" their broken arm "faster" by using their IMAGINATION to SEE the BONES healing.

It must work becuas he says it does.

my most favorite this month, after finding out that there are huge aneurisms in both of my father's arteries that bring blood to his brain, of which after very invasive testing they have come up with the brilliant answer of adding asprin to his coumadin: and that took more than four weeks, by your way... there is no chance of reducing the stroke damage he already has. and that's just the good news.

a neighbor of theirs remarked to me, well when they found that out about my dad... you know... it was too late and he was dead pretty soon.


THANKS. giving up. it's a great fucking answer. go back in your house before you sustain injuries.

but, maybe he could read a book. oh yeah, he can't see through the hallucinations. well, forget it. i suppose we should look into urns now since the market is still down.

WHAT A BITCH.

sorry. and thanks.
jen

From ex-neurologist:

I have no idea what's causing your nerve damage. Just take this Tramadol for the rest of your life and you'll "feel" better.
(hello, I have neuropathy = numbness. Already can't feel a lot of things. How is Tramadol going to make me "feel" better?)

My translation:

I don't have time to figure it out. Your quarter is up. Take a pill. Next...

From relative:

You'll feel better if you just forget about your pain.

My translation:

You must be from another planet because I have no idea what you're talking about.

if u just stopped eating u would lose weight and not hurt anymore

duh wish life was that easy yes i know losing weight helps and ive tried but it wont take away the deseses it will only help

*groaning*! for Smile4awhile and brokenyolk.....Unbelievable!

all you need is ibbrophen and coffee and you feel better fast

I couldnt have said it all better... Thanks for this post... It made me laugh and showed me that I am not alone in all the stupidity that surrounds me...